"But I love you, Stampede."
"Okay."
"Like, taking-a-bullet kind of love."
"Okay, Michael."
"Especially if it were, like, Cupid's bullet. 'Cause I'd totally love you even more, if I could, even if it made another hole in my head."
" . . . "
"Or I'd even take a shotgun blast of love-bullets. I can handle it."
"Dude..."
"Stick it in my mouth and pull the trigger. Blow my brain away, replace it with nothing but hot, throbbin' love for my zebro - the man of my dreams."
"Michael, what the hell."
"I love you, Stampede! That steamy, smokin' barrel kinda love! Take me to the firing squad of romance, 'cause I-"
"OKAY! Okay! I'll take the stupid picture with you! Just shut up, okay?! Jesus Christ...!"
"Cool! Here we go. Cheeeeeese!"

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When you're a moody punk zebra and your best friend is an obnoxious, gothy bull terrier.

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 Kamechuu created this.