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Now, I like to think of myself as someone of pleasant temperament, especially for a bounty hunter. I’m a patient lady, my line of work really demands it after all. And I’m the hunter to make use of her voluptuous form to lure in the marks for an easy take down no less. So, you know… I can put up with a lot of crass behavior. Hell, I’m working with a foul-mouthed puppy and a bunch of his friends who insist on giving me the nickname Ice Tits!
But, there are just some things I can’t let slide. Certain lines that just cannot be crossed by people. Everyone needs standards and limits after all, it’s totally normal, right? So, what are some of my lines in the sand? Well one of the lines is… you do NOT just come up and get a handful of ass! I’m not wearing this suit of mine just so some random inebriated dick hole can waltz up to me and start grabbing whatever they feel like. Am I shaking my ass at you? Am I winking and motioning you to come over? No? Then maybe I’m just not interested in pretending to like you company!
Oh, but more than that, the absolute last line anyone should ever cross. What is this line that ensures you soar right to the top of my shit list? Asking me something along the lines of “Hey sweet buns, you got a sister to have a real party?” Well the normal answer to that question is I do have a sister, but she doesn’t party at hospitals. Why hospitals? I’ll give you three guesses to that riddle and the first two don’t count!
So, after this charming gentleman asks this oh so charming question with his hand pressed firmly against my tail, after a pain in the ass day no less… well he might have come down with a sudden case of ice hammer to the genitals. Which apparently, his asshole buddies take offense too! So, all of the sudden there’s a bunch of guys surrounding me and making demands of me to make up for hurting their friend or else they get rough with me.
I opted for option 3… feed them their own teeth. Wanna know why it’s a bad idea to piss off the dragon with the ice amp? Ask the now dickless guy with a giant shard of ice where his crotch used to be. Or maybe try his two bodies with the smaller shards running through them, I think the one on the left is still awake and aware judging from his blubbering. And I strongly advice you remember your manners when you talk to me… cause, like I said at the start of this rant… I’m a bounty hunter. And there’s a LOT of things I can do with ice… some of those things can be pretty fun, you can ask a certain puppy… but the vast majority… oh you can bet you’ll live to regret the experience.
The name’s Liena Blackheart, and a cold shoulder is the least of your concerns if you get on my bad side.
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But, there are just some things I can’t let slide. Certain lines that just cannot be crossed by people. Everyone needs standards and limits after all, it’s totally normal, right? So, what are some of my lines in the sand? Well one of the lines is… you do NOT just come up and get a handful of ass! I’m not wearing this suit of mine just so some random inebriated dick hole can waltz up to me and start grabbing whatever they feel like. Am I shaking my ass at you? Am I winking and motioning you to come over? No? Then maybe I’m just not interested in pretending to like you company!
Oh, but more than that, the absolute last line anyone should ever cross. What is this line that ensures you soar right to the top of my shit list? Asking me something along the lines of “Hey sweet buns, you got a sister to have a real party?” Well the normal answer to that question is I do have a sister, but she doesn’t party at hospitals. Why hospitals? I’ll give you three guesses to that riddle and the first two don’t count!
So, after this charming gentleman asks this oh so charming question with his hand pressed firmly against my tail, after a pain in the ass day no less… well he might have come down with a sudden case of ice hammer to the genitals. Which apparently, his asshole buddies take offense too! So, all of the sudden there’s a bunch of guys surrounding me and making demands of me to make up for hurting their friend or else they get rough with me.
I opted for option 3… feed them their own teeth. Wanna know why it’s a bad idea to piss off the dragon with the ice amp? Ask the now dickless guy with a giant shard of ice where his crotch used to be. Or maybe try his two bodies with the smaller shards running through them, I think the one on the left is still awake and aware judging from his blubbering. And I strongly advice you remember your manners when you talk to me… cause, like I said at the start of this rant… I’m a bounty hunter. And there’s a LOT of things I can do with ice… some of those things can be pretty fun, you can ask a certain puppy… but the vast majority… oh you can bet you’ll live to regret the experience.
The name’s Liena Blackheart, and a cold shoulder is the least of your concerns if you get on my bad side.
Written by
Artwork by me
Poster is available over at redbubble!
https://www.redbubble.com/people/lunis1992/works/26444459-the-ice-jaeger-liena?asc=u&ref=recent-owner
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fantasy
Species Dragon (Other)
Size 1200 x 840px
File Size 1.23 MB
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