I like the Zelda series, and I like Ocarina of Time. I also like to get artwork of some of the characters from both made fatter.

So I made a folder and put every picture of Fat Nabooru that I've ever found.

-Were-hog Nabooru from Neko-Gami (I don't know who drew it)
-SSBBW Nabooru from Bed-Bender-Inc.
-Landmass sized Nabooru from Saxxon (only included in his Tri-Fat art pack)

So now to anyone who'll listen: Why only these three?

Is there just some kind of rule that I'm not aware of that only allows an allotted amount of Fat Nabboru pics and we've reached the limit?

I'm I the only person who finds her sexy when turned fat and only three people were willing to help me without knowing I wanted it and thus contributed the only three I've ever found?

There is one guy who has made most of his gallery Fat Ganondorf pics, why can't there be half that many of Nabooru over all of Furaffinity and DeviantArt? Are male Gerudo that are OBVIOUSLY guilty of trying to DESTROY AN ENTIRE COUNTRY, and also guilty of ATTEMPTED MURDER towards ALL of the population of said country (not to mention kidnapping royalty, destroying property belonging to the government, and some even suspect him guilty of killing not only the aforementioned Nabooru but also four other sages as well), are they more likely a candidate for making fat fetishes pictures of than a woman whom you helped in the game and she helped you in return? That is like saying it is better t make fat fetishes pictures of serial killers as opposed to anyone else, and to make pictures of anyone else is a crime in comparison to the alternative. WTF!?!?!?

Is it because she's black?

Does Nabooru only exist in my mind and the three artists, who drew the pictures included in this folder, were somehow able to read my mind, or have an astral projection where they saw that my copy of Ocarina of Time was different than most as it included a character that is not in any other copy?

And lastly, you see her in the fucking INTRO TO THE GAME, and as far as I can tell that is the ONLY intro to the game.

I think I've made my case, the defense rest.

(PS: this is all in jest, don't take it too seriously, but you could make a picture of a Fat Nabooru since you can see that there is one person who wants it this badly they going to make this much of a fuss about it.)

(PPS: Then again maybe I just need to get to sleep, it's 4:30 in the morning while writing this.)

EDIT: Wow I must have been tired last night, I normally don't tell people when something like this is bugging me. I'm just gonna leave it here for comedy reasons. I find my tired ramblings funny anyway.