Would I make a good Shinigami? Of course not! But Gawa-kun would...

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Gods of writing, please forgive me. Note:

1) If you are unfamiliar with the Bleach anime series, do not read this.

2) If you respect me as an author or a person and wish to continue doing so, do not read this.

3) Do not read this.

While this is meant to be tongue in cheek, at least as much as an idea that's bugged me for this long can be, it wasn't written quite as ridiculously as it could have been. Also, I was testing out that response-unit writing thing that ScottyD talked about in that one forum thread. :B

Yeah, this is bad.