O-ruff did a great job with this funny pic x3

Yeah, it's now my go to facepalm pic XD

Best facepalm pic ever ;D

This is me at work when the customer is trying to prove I'm wrong, but I am not.

Heh heh heh, I never worked in retail but I've heard some crazy stories and can only imagine the frustration.

Actually I work full time as an event goat mascot. People are taking pics with me. Sometimes they treat me like a plushie and when I try to explain them I am alive and hitting me in the face still hurts they start bullshitting how I provoke them to do this. Cause, you know, I wear a costume.. the're really trying to convince me I asked to be treated like brainless plushie toy. People are mostly dumb :V

Who punches a plushie? Fucking assholes.
I'd treat you like a plushie but that means i'd hug you, and then take you to bed.

xd