Not that there's anything wrong with being yourself...

but don't you get your hands all messy eating spaghetti like that?

It's to real. One time my friend told me how to make a sandwich that consists of just potato chips and mayo.

So later that week his girlfriend's father was talking to me and asked me if I was hungry and I said no. He asked why and I explained to him I already made myself a sandwich of chips before I came over. My friend looked so freaked out and later told me that it something I shouldn't say that to people.

i dated a guy once that should read this because he accepted the conditioning

*slurp*