This is a kiriban Prize request from  SnivyScene!

You're all probably wondering what the hell is that title about? Welp, I tried my hand at parodying the newspaper articles from the Sly Cooper games, you know, the weird ones where it sounds like it should be in porn category?

ANYWAY! As you can, Mz Ruby, in her domain deep in the darkness, have made a voodoo concoction, and is using it on the Sly doll, inflating it. Meanwhile, the real Sly Cooper is floating in the sky, but thankfully, he's not alone, cause apparently Carmelita had managed to cuff him and was ready to take him into custody before she went on a magical balloon ride! Of course, she's not liking it one bit!

ENJOY!!!

Artwork © to  tofer18

Sly Cooper, Carmelita Fox, and Mz. Ruby © to Sucker Punch Productions