AC 2017 Sketch - Paranoia
xavierfoxshandi,
Sunstreak, and
Mehndi stopped by my table with a project that took over much of my weekend but with really nice results! Apparently this crew along with
Oceanrider play a game together frequently called "Paranoia" that is set in a 1980's era dystopian future right out of 1984, but with more blood, slapstick, and satire. I'll leave it to you to read up more if you'd like (there's a nifty article about it on Wikipedia), but suffice to say Xavier is there front and center giving orders while Oceanrider (left) and Sunny (right) are the muscle enforcers, and boy, discipline is swift and sharp if that smoking boot crater is any indication. If you want to take a second look at that picture however you'll notice something interesting that I hadn't specifically planned on but is in keeping with the attitude of the game. Check out how I inadvertently posed those guns and I think you'll agree that things are about to tip over into violent chaos if someone sneezes. "You found a way to win and everyone STILL loses! I'm the only one who's gonna to get what he wants tonight! Yes!"
**EDIT**
I almost forgot! Heather Bruton happened by while I was working on this and offered her complements on the work. "I like the breastplate design, -it's quite uplifting!" I stammered for a moment before replying "Well yeah, see,
Oceanrider is one of the enforcers and is properly armored so she can bust some heads." Heather raised an eyebrow, "Nicely said!"
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Doodle
Species Unspecified / Any
Size 1200 x 922px
File Size 576.1 kB
Actually being that it is a red button.
First: Blue clearance level citizens have the ability of using equipment from the lower classes but not above... you are wasting friend computers time
second: it is clearly a red detonation button in clear placement to ensure that the Internal Security officer can reach it so that 1) the citizen may quickly escape and 2) self destruct the armor
third: as you seem to be bringing this up in front of a high programmer chances are you will be tasked by going to the happy fun time relaxation incineration and calmness day spa, complements of bouncy bubbly beverage the mandatory drink of alpha complex.
First: Blue clearance level citizens have the ability of using equipment from the lower classes but not above... you are wasting friend computers time
second: it is clearly a red detonation button in clear placement to ensure that the Internal Security officer can reach it so that 1) the citizen may quickly escape and 2) self destruct the armor
third: as you seem to be bringing this up in front of a high programmer chances are you will be tasked by going to the happy fun time relaxation incineration and calmness day spa, complements of bouncy bubbly beverage the mandatory drink of alpha complex.
Alert Alert Alert This mission if for red clearance and is unsuitable for inferred or lower
congratulation troubleshooter your friend the computer has chosen you for an important and fun assignment carefully matched to your recorded level of expertise
Trouble Shooter: Brain-R-N.O.L-1 Expertise level: 120E46 missions completed
you are to report immediately to trans-bot tube way platform A8:C7:C4:FF for transportation to briefing room Are you a mutant? we can help find us in C.O.N. Sector follow by escort to standard PLC outfitting, if there are option service firm services you will be required to volunteer for addition duties at this time. Standard time to complete a mission of this rarity is -999 hours 2 mins upon mission alert delivery. when you complete your mission report to tube way platform ERROR404 for transport to debriefing where you will provide a quantitative assessment of your mission success.
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congratulation troubleshooter your friend the computer has chosen you for an important and fun assignment carefully matched to your recorded level of expertise
Trouble Shooter: Brain-R-N.O.L-1 Expertise level: 120E46 missions completed
you are to report immediately to trans-bot tube way platform A8:C7:C4:FF for transportation to briefing room Are you a mutant? we can help find us in C.O.N. Sector follow by escort to standard PLC outfitting, if there are option service firm services you will be required to volunteer for addition duties at this time. Standard time to complete a mission of this rarity is -999 hours 2 mins upon mission alert delivery. when you complete your mission report to tube way platform ERROR404 for transport to debriefing where you will provide a quantitative assessment of your mission success.
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