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Comma Suit’cha - a humerous Thursday Prompt
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Reminds of the time I conned Duroc into going one round with Earthquake McGoon at the county fair.
Things were going well enough, until he got himself pinned in McGoon's dreaded pretzel hold.
Suddenly, there's a huge bellow. Sounded like to locomotives hitting each other head on.
The next thing I know, Duroc's sitting on top of McGoon and McGoon's begging for mercy.
After it was all over, I asked Duroc what happened.
"Well, there I was, all folded up like a pretzel thinking I was done for.
I looked up and there was this hairy nutsack right in front of my face.
I bit down on it."
"Then what?"
"It's amazing what you can do when you bite yourself."
Bunners
Things were going well enough, until he got himself pinned in McGoon's dreaded pretzel hold.
Suddenly, there's a huge bellow. Sounded like to locomotives hitting each other head on.
The next thing I know, Duroc's sitting on top of McGoon and McGoon's begging for mercy.
After it was all over, I asked Duroc what happened.
"Well, there I was, all folded up like a pretzel thinking I was done for.
I looked up and there was this hairy nutsack right in front of my face.
I bit down on it."
"Then what?"
"It's amazing what you can do when you bite yourself."
Bunners
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