Cookies And Squirrel (plus ficlet)
Alphys hurried her way over to the lab door, tapping her claws together as she wondered who could possibly be knocking at this time of day. The King? Undyne? The human? She was hardly in any shape to see visitors, even if it was a good day; her nerves were shot and all the stress eating she’d done from said nerves was making her labcoat harder to button up every day! But, after standing in front of the lab door for several moments, and growing all the more anxious each time the sharp knocks rang out again, she finally opened it up to see…
Oh, that wasn’t anyone she knew at all. It was just another denizen of the Underground. Something akin to the little ‘squirrel’ creatures on the surface, but standing on two legs like she was, and with a wagon packed full of boxes behind him. “Hi there!” he immediately squeaked out. “I’m new around here, and starting up a new business, selling cookies! Want some?” She hesitates, looking over at the multitude of boxes which have to be packed with sweets, but can barely start to respond before he keeps chattering over her. “There’s walnut cookies, snickerdoodle, chocolate chip, sugar cookies, pumpkin spice cause of course there’s pumpkin spice, hazelnut, sweetnut, wrongnut, pine nut, glazed, cookie dough, vanilla chocolate chip..”
“I-” she starts, but he just keeps prattling on. “I d-don’t think-” she stammers out, but he’s talking about the cooking process. “Can you just-” she tries to say, but he’s opening up the box and jamming it underneath her nose and he’s too happy about it she just can’t interrupt him, but she really wishes he’d just go away and leave her alone, the constant sales pitch and the pressure he’s putting on her is making her start to sweat and fidget, even if the cookies smell good her heart is pounding and her hands are shaking and her mouth is drooling and she feels like she should run but he’s stepping inside with his wagon and the door’s shutting behind him and–
Before she knows it, she’s grabbed him with both hands and pulled him straight into her mouth, scrunching her eyes shut and trying to block out the panicked squeaks and yelling coming from halfway down her throat as her panicked swallowing pulls him down her throat and into her gut, leaving her with a rolling, kicking unpleasantness in her gut and a strangely-pleasant, sorta meaty aftertaste on her tongue. An enormous belch rips out of her, not unlike the last time she gorged on ramen, but this time with a scattering of red fur covering the floor in front of her. She puts both hands on her mouth in shock and looks down at her gut, watching it shift around, bulge out, speak ever-so-quietly up at her when the squirrel asks what the heck that was for…
Actually, this was a lot better, she thought. Her nerves were calming down now that she was “alone” in a way, though the constant shifting in her gut was making her heart race. Was anyone going to come looking for him? No, no he said he was new here, she’d never even seen him on camera before, no one would know where he had gone. And she just ate him up, like that? It was one of the bigger meals she’d had before, for sure. But it’d happened so fast, and so easily, and, she kind of liked him more in there than outside, chattering at her and making her anxiety skyrocket. Really, it was his own fault he was in there. But should she really be keeping him in there..?
Squeezing her stomach, she lets out another long belch, the squirrel kicking against the stomach walls in protest of the stomach space tightening up in there. Ugh, he just wouldn’t stop moving around, either.. Her gaze falls on his wagon, loaded with cookies, and her stomach rumbles, agreeing with the idea she was forming in her head. Well, she’d have to get rid of the evidence somehow.. She carts the wagon over to her chair, plops down, and starts eating, hoping the food raining down on him would get him to stop trying to fight his way back up. If he would just settle, she could calm down and get over this whole thing. But air must have been getting down into the stomach along with the food, or maybe he was just really stubborn, cause he just wouldn’t stop moving around! Or pleading! Reaching for another few boxes, she tried to cram down more to shut him up, but he kept wiggling around in the mush.. Reaching for another bunch of boxes, she grumbled, putting a hand on her gut, an uncomfortable belch bringing a small spray of cookie crumbs and fur back up her throat. Oh gods and she could almost hear him yelling through her pudge, he had to stop before she threw him up, and she didn’t want to have to explain anything like this to anybody, ever!
“O-o-o-oh no, you’re making this worse. How much do I need to eat… until you stop SQUIRMING?!”
You thought the sin was done with Toriel eating squirrel but you were WRONG
The misadventures of a misfortunate cookie salesman just keep happening
but really after doing the audio for it so long ago, this was inevitable, I suppose
Anyway speaking of, art was done by
Hoodah, colors got put on by me, and Alphys is from Undertale, yep
Oh, that wasn’t anyone she knew at all. It was just another denizen of the Underground. Something akin to the little ‘squirrel’ creatures on the surface, but standing on two legs like she was, and with a wagon packed full of boxes behind him. “Hi there!” he immediately squeaked out. “I’m new around here, and starting up a new business, selling cookies! Want some?” She hesitates, looking over at the multitude of boxes which have to be packed with sweets, but can barely start to respond before he keeps chattering over her. “There’s walnut cookies, snickerdoodle, chocolate chip, sugar cookies, pumpkin spice cause of course there’s pumpkin spice, hazelnut, sweetnut, wrongnut, pine nut, glazed, cookie dough, vanilla chocolate chip..”
“I-” she starts, but he just keeps prattling on. “I d-don’t think-” she stammers out, but he’s talking about the cooking process. “Can you just-” she tries to say, but he’s opening up the box and jamming it underneath her nose and he’s too happy about it she just can’t interrupt him, but she really wishes he’d just go away and leave her alone, the constant sales pitch and the pressure he’s putting on her is making her start to sweat and fidget, even if the cookies smell good her heart is pounding and her hands are shaking and her mouth is drooling and she feels like she should run but he’s stepping inside with his wagon and the door’s shutting behind him and–
Before she knows it, she’s grabbed him with both hands and pulled him straight into her mouth, scrunching her eyes shut and trying to block out the panicked squeaks and yelling coming from halfway down her throat as her panicked swallowing pulls him down her throat and into her gut, leaving her with a rolling, kicking unpleasantness in her gut and a strangely-pleasant, sorta meaty aftertaste on her tongue. An enormous belch rips out of her, not unlike the last time she gorged on ramen, but this time with a scattering of red fur covering the floor in front of her. She puts both hands on her mouth in shock and looks down at her gut, watching it shift around, bulge out, speak ever-so-quietly up at her when the squirrel asks what the heck that was for…
Actually, this was a lot better, she thought. Her nerves were calming down now that she was “alone” in a way, though the constant shifting in her gut was making her heart race. Was anyone going to come looking for him? No, no he said he was new here, she’d never even seen him on camera before, no one would know where he had gone. And she just ate him up, like that? It was one of the bigger meals she’d had before, for sure. But it’d happened so fast, and so easily, and, she kind of liked him more in there than outside, chattering at her and making her anxiety skyrocket. Really, it was his own fault he was in there. But should she really be keeping him in there..?
Squeezing her stomach, she lets out another long belch, the squirrel kicking against the stomach walls in protest of the stomach space tightening up in there. Ugh, he just wouldn’t stop moving around, either.. Her gaze falls on his wagon, loaded with cookies, and her stomach rumbles, agreeing with the idea she was forming in her head. Well, she’d have to get rid of the evidence somehow.. She carts the wagon over to her chair, plops down, and starts eating, hoping the food raining down on him would get him to stop trying to fight his way back up. If he would just settle, she could calm down and get over this whole thing. But air must have been getting down into the stomach along with the food, or maybe he was just really stubborn, cause he just wouldn’t stop moving around! Or pleading! Reaching for another few boxes, she tried to cram down more to shut him up, but he kept wiggling around in the mush.. Reaching for another bunch of boxes, she grumbled, putting a hand on her gut, an uncomfortable belch bringing a small spray of cookie crumbs and fur back up her throat. Oh gods and she could almost hear him yelling through her pudge, he had to stop before she threw him up, and she didn’t want to have to explain anything like this to anybody, ever!
“O-o-o-oh no, you’re making this worse. How much do I need to eat… until you stop SQUIRMING?!”
You thought the sin was done with Toriel eating squirrel but you were WRONG
The misadventures of a misfortunate cookie salesman just keep happening
but really after doing the audio for it so long ago, this was inevitable, I suppose
Anyway speaking of, art was done by
Hoodah, colors got put on by me, and Alphys is from Undertale, yep
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