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Hi there folks, come take a look at this great new commission from http://phobos-romulus.deviantart.com/ which is a hilarious yet epic parody/homage to this classic comic book http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cA5y09aVq.....a%2B001_00.jpg only here Alistair's instead beating the crap out of Hitler's bumbling sidekick Benito Mussolini, why Mussolini? Because he actually knew where that fat bastard was.
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What happens when the most egocentric dictator since Alexander the Great (with none of his competace) attempts to get the capital to rebuild his Italian regime by holding property of George RR Martin hostage?
An easy haul for Alistair Garth, that's what. After news got out about the resurrected Mussolini and some goons having taken George RR Martin's manuscript for Winds of Winter (as much as there was in late 2013 anyways), the balding bastard proved to be his undoing when he broadcast a video on Youtube where he threatened to blast the manuscript with a shotgun if Martin and his publishers didn't pay him ten million dollars.
He also provided so many unintentional clues in the video, it's a miracle Alistair Garth got there first. Even George RR Martin was trying to get Mussolini (reportedly with the help of a pack of wolves and a large sword).
In his attempt to get at Mussolini, Alistair wound up having to deal with the kook's minions way more than he'd like, producing a large amount of frustration, but when he finally found out about the secret base he'd erected (thanks to looking into the theft of blueprints for a Ritz crackers factory, from which Mussolini was likely planning to rob foodstuffs).
So with the essential tools, a pistol and a manhole cover, he singlehandedly raided it, beating and/or shooting a full base of Italian fascists.
All things considered, Mussolini was better off by being taken in by Alistair Garth. George RR Martin would've been less forgiving.
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Alistair Garth and Winston Pike belong to me.
Benito Mussolini is a historical figure, who doesn't belong to anyone.
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Stay tuned for more art, including stuff from http://phobos-romulus.deviantart.com/
Beowulf100 and 
S-L-B
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What happens when the most egocentric dictator since Alexander the Great (with none of his competace) attempts to get the capital to rebuild his Italian regime by holding property of George RR Martin hostage?
An easy haul for Alistair Garth, that's what. After news got out about the resurrected Mussolini and some goons having taken George RR Martin's manuscript for Winds of Winter (as much as there was in late 2013 anyways), the balding bastard proved to be his undoing when he broadcast a video on Youtube where he threatened to blast the manuscript with a shotgun if Martin and his publishers didn't pay him ten million dollars.
He also provided so many unintentional clues in the video, it's a miracle Alistair Garth got there first. Even George RR Martin was trying to get Mussolini (reportedly with the help of a pack of wolves and a large sword).
In his attempt to get at Mussolini, Alistair wound up having to deal with the kook's minions way more than he'd like, producing a large amount of frustration, but when he finally found out about the secret base he'd erected (thanks to looking into the theft of blueprints for a Ritz crackers factory, from which Mussolini was likely planning to rob foodstuffs).
So with the essential tools, a pistol and a manhole cover, he singlehandedly raided it, beating and/or shooting a full base of Italian fascists.
All things considered, Mussolini was better off by being taken in by Alistair Garth. George RR Martin would've been less forgiving.
~
Alistair Garth and Winston Pike belong to me.
Benito Mussolini is a historical figure, who doesn't belong to anyone.
~
Stay tuned for more art, including stuff from http://phobos-romulus.deviantart.com/
Beowulf100 and 
S-L-B
Category Artwork (Digital) / All
Species Alligator / Crocodile
Size 960 x 1280px
File Size 456.7 kB
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