Moo likes, and moo would love to pump her up~

Me: Moooooo!
Awtem: Don't you get started with the cow puns. No milk here.
Me: You know, I'd love to see if you'd take a triple dog dairy.
Awtem: Shut up.

*The Moo softly chuckled*

"So, I assume you're into inflation then Awtem?~"

Awtem: *grins* Sometimes. It depends on what's getting bigger.
Me: She likes having big boobs.
Awtem: *lifts bust* Who wouldn't?

"Hehehe, what about having a big ballooned belly full of air?~"

Awtem: *shrugs* Well, why would you want that?
Me: She's not the one that likes a round belly. But you gave me an idea. Awtem, stay here while I go get some canisters of Helium.
Awtem: ??? What are you going to... You're going to use me as a balloon like you did my sister, aren't you?
Me: Sorta, except you'll also have a pair of Zeppelins for boobs!
Awtem: I'm not sure whether to focus on the first part of that sentence or the latter. Although that last bit is rather appealing.

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