Nothing says Mondays are more cruel than a screaming like bullfrog alarm clock grinding away into your earholes at 6am, the coffee machine is all out of coffee granules, you miss the scheduled bus and you realize that's only a small fraction of your week beginning problems, oh please have mercy on me, I shall not suffer like this for the rest of my life, I will only compensate this with a big ol frown.

Again, you'll have to pardon me on this one as it's ancient, I wouldn't remember the artist so I set my apologies dearly.