IKEA is just a Swedish amusement park

I told my friend that this is what disneyland is like without the rides. He hasn't been since he was 6. He's 25 now. Poor boy needs some more adventure in his life.

Indeed. IKEA is an adventure.

Be sure to read the descriptions of my posts, as you can learn some things about this special one. More will be posted later.

Yes

It's like staring down a fleet of those car carrying ships. What an absolutely massive store!

I remember you telling me about it, but the pictures are great too.

Oh yeah! Or other such multi-lane vehicles.

There's a Chinese bus you can drive under, but it's tiny compared to a container ship. It's like looking at a garlic clove sitting next to a 400lb pumpkin.

I tend to stay away from beaches, so I don't see ships too often. But yes. Or, have you seen the ships meant for moving cargo ships? Or Prelude?

Ah, that's probably for the best. Houston has a whole row full of ships up and down the 20 miles of ship channel that could wipe out small towns with any incident that grows out of control. The land is so much safer. :U

Ah yes! I've seen those.... floating dry docks, yes? These vessels are absolutely gigantic. Whassa Prelude?

Yeah. Why live in a place that can destroy itself with earthquakes, or tornados.... wait a minute... :I

Kinda. Just stacks of ships on one big ship. The amount of money that explodes when one tips.... Oh man..

You work for shell and don't know about PRELUDE? Oh my..
http://www.shell.com/about-us/major.....ty-design.jpeg

Under construction: http://www.offshoreenergytoday.com/.....lude-FLNG.jpeg

Size comparison to some things. You know.. Like some of the biggest buildings in the world. http://3kbo302xo3lg2i1rj8450xje.wpe.....parion_544.gif

Because living on the edge is fun! Or is it?

D: Oh gosh. I can't imagine stacking the ships. It's like a multi-million dollar game of Jenga!

ROFL! I worked for Shell back in 2006 ish, and it was all on shore gas refining and such. Only recently did I start learning about huge offshore stuff. Granted, that Prelude is friggin huge. Most ships here do not exceed 730ft long and maybe 35 ft draft.

The question is, who dares to torpedo it? :D

Not really. Tho, I can't say the same bout how I drive. INB4 account user is dead. X'D

Try billion dollar jenga. <.< Each one is a couple hundred mill. Terrifying.

Its the largest ship yet!

Armor is too thick for conventional torpedus, and it just might be to heavy to hit with modern torps. Let's stick with not blowing it up because I don't want gas to go up any more. :L

I'm sorry for this. We seem to be invading every country now. Its embarrassing.