I am not a Chinese deer, I am a Taiwanese deer, but XD I couldn't help myself. Oh, and a quick PSA:
Taiwanese and Chinese are not the same thing. Taiwanese people get super fucking pissed when you call them Chinese.
I don't know why I like talking about this, maybe its because I live in a city that's 86.1% white (that's not an exaggeration) and you know white people, they LOVE talking about their racial percentages (maybe it's just an American thing because backgrounds are so diverse). Not gonna lie, I used to do this, because I am biracial, and ancestry/genealogy is honestly a fascinating topic to talk about. But it used to be the whole, "87% French, 2.09% German, 00.01% white mystery." Additionally, my city is also a good portion Asian, mostly Vietnamese, and we all talk about it too.
As of now I've pretty much boiled it down to Taiwanese, French, and Irish. Then again, "French" doesn't neccsarily connotate a particular ethnicity, unlike the very specific genealogical traits that Taiwanese and Irish people have. But my French heritage is actually a pretty big part of my identity because both sides of my family are mostly of French descent, and in fact, my last name is extremely rare and royal- You can find my last name in French textbooks.
I also find this topic fascinating because I look absolutely NOTHING like my sisters- They inherited all of the very Irish traits from my mom, like BURNING IN THE SUN. On the other hand, I look a lot like my dad, who is . What's also really funny about this is that my dad is likewise fairly dark-skinned but my aunts are pretty damn light-skinned and really do not look half-asian by any means. You look at a picture of my dad and my aunts as a kid, and it is so weird, some college-level juxtaposition right there.

Whew, now that that's all out of the way...

There is nothing that is as fucking cool as a Chinese water deer. Those fuckers have TUSKS like a sabertooth tiger. Bruh.