I want Kiwi now :D

Kiwifruit are good for you, chock full of fibre and vitamins. And they're GREEN Not that many other fruit have green flesh.

Although you can actually get yellow and red-fleshed varieties. The yellow ones tend to be a bit sweeter.

i grew up on the green ones. so i'll stick with em :"3

Do you peel them first or do you eat them, skins and all?

Peel em first. I do not enjoy large hairy things in my mouth.

the one on the left sure does look like George Bush XD

*Damn it George! I told you to call off the war!* XD

Heh, well his first name IS George, but he was not styled after Mr. Bush - he is a lot shrewder and has brains (in the story). And isn't a religious freak.

Ha YES! You are my addiction too, dear Lincard! What a beautiful friendship we've got going...
And you do flatter me so... I am constantly humbled. *blush*

I could use some vitamin C right now... man.... this picture makes me want a smoothie.
I know I have to play nice but I was so tempted to make Hardy and Putin doing the dirty.... sigh... I have a thing for Russians.

Kiwifruit and strawberry, with a dash of honey, some vanilla ice-cream or frozen yoghurt. Topped up with milk (I prefer full-cream, but if you're health conscious use skim) and potentially a banana for a bit of added sweetness if you prefer not to use honey. Now THAT is a mean fruit smoothie!

You deserve to be flattered

Heh - Unfortunately something came up (long story) on the gift ideas, so since I already slipped some money into your virtual g-string, I might indulge in a bit of something more erotic for myself instead of gift commissions I was going to do, if you're willing I fired off a description for the second commishie to you last night I think it was. Will drop you an email later on with the last two ideas - if you like Russians, you'll hopefully really like one of the ideas I've got

Mmm, I'll have to keep that recipe....


Ha! Virtual g-string.... I love it! I just imagined myself dancing in a g-string and nothing else (it would be horrifying to see, I promise), rubbing up against a pole and shaking my as at you. But its all on a webcam. And then there is a little option button on the screen that says "Slip Money Into G-string?" You click yes, it asks you to sign into paypal, yadda yadda yadda...

It would be strange....

Anyway! Yes! I did get your e-mail! Sorry I didn't get a chance to write back yet but I did read the story. I love it! Brilliant idea and I already have something in mind... I'll sketch it out for you soon!

And erotic deliciousness that includes Russians sounds good to me! You deserve to indulge! (;

Heh... You're being modest. No idea why, but you strike me as someone who is reasonably image conscious - someone who takes pride in their appearance and also keeps themselves in shape. Would definitely slip money into your g-string

Please don't feel obliged/pressured about having to reply or get anything sketched out, either! Hopefully you know by now I'm not the sort of person who hounds you for things (well, aside from that one time for my own birthday suit -sorry about that, BTW).

I'll have a squiz through to find the scenes from the two respective stories and email you. Thanks again for all this, Ives!

Kiwifruit, strawberry and banana smoothie, NOW that does sound good, especially with summer starting to come into full swing down where I live.

Where do you live, anyway? A fruit smoothie like that is healthy and sinfully delicious, you owe it to yourself to treat yourself sometime soon...

USA, Arkansas. Nice place, lots of forests, and rather small mountains or really tall hills depending on how one looks at it.

Ah, figured it might be Canada or the US, just wasn't sure where. Couldn't tell from your accent I love forests, and walking through them... do you get out much and explore nature or do you tend to lurk around the city and not venture out much?

Live in a nice rural area with lots of trees and hills around, the city or large town that I live close too isn't really all that big, combined total population of around 100K or so.

Don't really get out at much as I should, but there are a lot of areas that one can hike, bike or just walk around. It really is a beautiful area in the spring, summer and early fall. Winter here sucks, cause of all the hills especially when it snows or ices.

Actually that sounds quite beautiful... almost like the most perfect place to live. Before moving to Norway we had a house out in the country, and it was only a 15 minute drive to the nearest city which was really handy. Now we live in a tiny flat in some stupid suburb. God I miss home. That's it, I think I'm coming to spend the Summer out at your place!

Hehe, you would probably like it out here, the only bad part about living out in this area, is that starting late spring/early summer it's gets pretty hot which it's self isn't too bad, but the humidity is a killer, nothing like stepping outside and right into a sauna.

Ugh, okay that's a bit of a downer. Last year my partner and I spent a week holidaying at Hilton Head Island in Sth Carolina... Every time I stepped outside it was like someone was breathing all over me. Hot, moist, awful, never felt anything quite like it before. You have my sympathies, my friend.
Tell you what, come over and visit Oslo. Doesn't get as hot and it's a dry heat

Dry heat is always preferred to "oh my god I can't breath it's to damn wet" heat. Sometimes it feels like someone has placed a hot, wet blanket over you while you in the even hotter sun, and is forcing you to breath...err..try to breath.
I'm sure by mid July, some place like Oslo would be very welcome. BTW Kiwi, Banana, and Strawberry smoothies with vanilla ice cream..OMG....so good. New addiction has now come into effect.

Muahahahaaaaa... my insidious conversion of others to my perverted tastes is proceeding apace! Heh, there is just something about kiwifruit and strawberry together that works really well - with banana for an almost caramel sweetness and the lovely subtle flavours of vanilla ice-cream underscoring the whole thing. "It has a very fruity boquet, with subtle vanilla undertones, yes, a fine vintage, ladies and gentlemen..."

So share with me some of your favorite recipies!

Dude, that smoothie really did hit the spot last night, damn that was good.
I've got a kick ass recipe for pumpkin bread and cheesecake, if you're interested I can email you the recipes.

Truth be told, I don't really have much of a sweet-tooth, but I make an exception for cheesecake. GIMME!!!

Are you trying to tell me there's a difference between the three?! That I can't get my source of vitamin C from New Zealanders?! Ugh! I've been doing it wrong! On another edible note(CANNIBAL!) Cheeeeesecaaake.

I'm not entirely sure how much vitamin-C the human body contains. Probably not a great deal since the body cannot store it and tends to metabolise it pretty much straight away. But I'm sure human flesh contains lots of other useful vitamins and proteins. Perhaps fresh mother's milk would be your best option? YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

Although I like my savoury foods... CHEEEEEEEESECAKE! is nectar of the gods.

if people hear women squealing from me trying to gain sustenance from them it's your fault!

Does the thought of supping fresh breast milk not turn your stomach, even just a little?

Depends on the source and my mood.... A LOT.

Well I guess it's no more disturbing than wanting to sup fresh man-milk for us fags in the audience, I guess... And most of us supped from the teat when we were younger with gusto...

Heh, tis true.