Yeah, how many princesses has he met anyway?

At least three, and they all like Kart racing!

-B!

Wait.... there's Daisy & Peach.... Who was the third?

Rosaline i think, from Mario Galaxy

I never did understand why she's classified as a "Heavy" character in Mario Kart Wii. She looks so darn goofy sitting in those vehicles so much bigger than herself.

Come to think of it, I think Rosaline and the Aero Glider kart are the only things I haven't unlocked in that. Hmmm..

On an unrelated note... I'll take some of that Daisy. :B

I always figured it was because either that little star she has floating with her is heavier than it seems, she or it have their own gravity field, or she the buffet a LITTLE too hard before the race, and has some junk in her trunk *rimshot*

Well in space gravity isn't effecting her, but once you get her on the ground you find out she's super dense and weighs four hundred pounds!

-B!

I... is that the canon explanation, because.. damn, it makes sense.

Remember the Nintendo 64? Super MArio 64. Doom 64. PILOTWINGS 64.

Nintendo will do that forever.

They did it with the SNES too... So many games started with "Super". And the GBA, so many games end in "Advance". And the DS, many games end in DS.

That was one of the best things about the Gamecube, they couldn't just call everything Cube.

Still, at least they don't name their consoles with a number at the end, though... >.>

It BETTER be next. I bought a Wii instead of a 360 partially on the assumption that they would eventually release some sort of kickass F-Zero title. I mean.. they have to, right? It's F-zero. There has to be one for every console. (And half a dozen for gameboy!)

I'm really hoping they'll have a good variety of control options available. One where you use the wii-wheel, one where you hold the wiimote as though it was a joystick, normal controller options of course... and I'd love to see an option where you can use a wii-fit board as pedals or something.

F-Zero would be cool, but I think Captain Falcon makes more money giving people the Falcon Punch than he does racing.

-B!

You know, I've always wondered when they were going to give him some sort of action adventure game. We've got the racing games, we've got him in the fighting game, but I'm not seeing a game focused on the Cap'n's Bounty Hunting career. Hmm.

Wait...did he ever actually meet Rosaline in Galaxy?

No idea, my motion sickness makes Mario Galaxy really hard to play.

-B!

Indeed, interesting how those interests all converge without conflict.

Sure why not! A princess is a princess though!

Standards man, standards!

-B!

Mmmm I'll take that!

Now awaiting a ROM Hack to show off this concept.

What, like you play as bowser going though the levels and instead of Goombas and Troopas you have to fight off waves an waves of Mushroom people, only to face off against like a Mecha-Mario or Luigi or something as level bosses, only to get to castle 8 and do battle with Mario himself?

I would buy that game.

I don't think I've ever LOL'd in such a long time!

=^__________^=

Woooo!

"Sorry Koopa, your Castle is in another Princess."

I lol'd

I think I'd like to see that.

hey drakefenwick, I think we just found your next idea.

Hehe, great stuff.

What, did he get B-listed?

daisy. that's like asking for a coke and getting a diet pepsi.

hehe. Id take some Dasiy :3

I'd prefer a Peach... but a Daisy with a ball gag will work.

Muffled moans of 'Hi I'm Daisy'.

-B!

Poor daisy. I imagine she's in some sort of Support Group with Navi for game heroines that suffer public ridicule due to fullfilling their game role and/or suffering the effects of bad coding.

Well... muffled is better, at least.

At least I won't hear her continuous "WOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!"

Well if Bowser took her maybe he'd have her vocal cords removed...

LOL thats probably how daisy got in the series in the first place

X3

most amusing here

Im PRETTY sure someone did a hack of something like this...Ill go check. * scoots off to find it*

Now THAT would make for an awesome Mario game!

This is great, Bowser's face is perfect. I know that face well.

Just a for a moment I was thinking this would some how involve Toad and the Princess holding Bowser captive.

You know that's what I was thinking it'd be for a bit there too.

So then Bowser Junior would have to come save him?

That could be fun.

-B!

Bowser's still disappointed. XD It's cool Bowser, hit that shit! :3

*Cracks up* I luff's you! Such a great pic...and Rosalina's hot *Chuckles*

Daisy's got a hottie body! Go for it Bow!

*drum solo* So that's why Bowser was confused too.

I pity Bowser if he ever tries to capture Zelda.

he'd get so much metal inserted where it's not suppose to go it would be funny.

it funny to see though!

It depends on the Zelda, some of them are more effective than others.

The classic wouldn't give him too much trouble, and neither would Tetra. She seemed to loose her pirate skills when she's converted.

-B!

I more meant it because unlike Mario, who tosses Bowser around or uses a wooden hammer, Link tends to bludgeon Ganon with magic hammers and magic swords.

I swear I heard her in a manish voice like Dr. Girlfriend XD

Daisy smokes six packs a day!

-B!

Hehehe

Way to go Toad...
See Toad Pimp. Pimp...Toad Pimp!

" Fine. I'll wait."

Interesting thought. When reading the original game instruction booklet, it refers to the people of the mushroom kingdom being turned into stone blocks by Bowsers magic. It also said that when Mario would hit them, they would sometimes give him items to help him on his quest...

Soooo... that means that every time you bust a block in the game, you are really bursting a poor helpless mushroom kingdom citizen into bits? And what about when Bower's magic wears off, does that mean they turn back into flesh? What about all the ones you busted, do their little rocky bits transform back into bloody chunks of what was once a mushroom kingdom peasent?

WTF?

well, when you put it that way....

Let's hope the spell isn't broken!

Half the renovation's to Peach's castle were done with toad blocks!

-B!

I like how Daisy is like a commodety. To be given or sold XD And she glares but still says... the only thing she ever really says.


... unless you played Mario Strikers (that soccer game) where she yells out a battlecry hairy enough to make a Hell's Angle wimper in fear.

Oh? What's her battle cry?

-B?

If memory serves me, it was "Heeeere's Daisy!" in an almost creepy rendition of the Shining's Jack Nicholson version.

You want "digging too deeply inner workings?" Look at it this way.

Mario 1, Princess is taken. Never truly explained why. But she's brought back home in short order. Mario 2, the titular hero is asleep on the job, leaving Bowser to capture Princess Toadstool for... whatever reason. Mario 3? Bowser suddenly has several children.

....there are no female Koopa characters introduced prior to this.

Makes you wonder why the princess doesn't put up much of a fight, doesn't it?

hey, bowser is big, you can't say the princess wouldn't be interested, or at least curious.

Frankly, my good sir, Princess Peach is a dumbass. She was captured more than 10 times and was always saved by mario. the question is why doesn't she create an army to protect her sorry ass? 1 plumber won't always save her.

Do you really think an army of Toads would be effective?

-B!

No but at least they would be useful rather than just stand around and say "Our princess is in another castle".

What if Peach actually wants to be captured? What if Mario is actually the bad guy, running around slaughtering Koopas, shattering Toadstool people and beating up Peach's baby daddy? What then?

Hey. she's Luiigi's!

As if Luigi would know what to do with her.

-B!

daisy looks mighty pissed at being second fiddle but bousers so cute with that pout :D

Least he didn't end up finding Princess Elcair or whatever the name of Luigi's Princess was in Paper Mario 2 XD

Bowser probably has Peach on Lo-Jack...he always seems to find her when it takes Mario the whole game to finally get around to it. Personally I would go after Daisy myself, not only would there be no one to come and save her, but I perfer brunettes.

He could slip a little tracking device in her crown.

-B!

dasiy's face doesn't match what her face looks like she saying.

that came out wrong.
what I meant was dasiy doesn't look like she's saying Hi I'm Daisy!

I was going for an angry 'HI I'M DAISY!"

As if that's all she's capable of saying.

-B!

NOBODY SAID IT! OH MY GOODNESS, I GET TO BE ORIGINAL!!!! :D




"OH! DAISY! DAISY!"



And the the crazy bitch turns into a fly, or an octopus, or a flying Moai head D:

HI, IM DAISY!!!!

OOOH, OOOH! If it's Pre-Mario Strikers Daisy, go with her! :D

Seriously...

Sasahara Land > Mushroom Kingdom

Oh, was she better before Strikers?

-B!

She was ethnic before Strikers!! Her Kingdom was initially a fantasy version of Egypt! As Gabe would tell you, gotta love them Egyptian women!

And then Strikers made her another Caucasian woman.

Ahh, okay. Was she more tan before?

And is Daisy is an Egyptian name? I had no idea...

-B!

Yes, she was very tan. Bordering on light-skinned African if you will.

It's an alternate World Egyptian Name, apparently. In fact Sashara Land is a play onthe "Sahara Desert".

One day, they need to give Bowser his day.

Oh I've already draw that picture!

-B!

Did you post it? Which one was that? Wait! Oh, that one! Damn, I can't believe how I forgot. Brain like a sieve I tell ya.

I suppose Daisy is an ok second, though she talks to much.

Daisy's speech bubble looks normal but her face says "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU TOAD"

next castle he finds Prince Peasley?

She's from the Saga game right?

-B!

yes He is. first Mario and Luigi game

Oops! He.

ROFL, so, so wrong, but so very right.

XD Awesome pic.

Actually, Mario's been a bit disgruntled lately. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/489186

Wow. xD I lol'd

I thought it was funny for the first three or so times. Then it got sort of old. You should look up the Street Fighter Collab on Newgrounds.

Oh that's so wrong!

Yeah, but funny.

I just noticed you forgot that little -B! at the end of your comment.

-B!

There we go. Just sort of wondering, is it supposed to be your signature?

Yep!

-B!

heh great. Isn't fanon daisy a little psycho too. Bowser could end up with a little different effect if he kidnaps her.

Why did I just picture dominatrix Daisy? o.o

I've got a pic of that somewhere in my mario folder.

Luckily he's got fire breath, an armed shell, and hammers... lots and lots of hammers.

-B!

I gotta say... That it's diffently has to happen... especially with Mario 2... He went to capture Peach only to find Daisy was home... and Peach is on a Wimsical Drugh related dream with mario... Ahhhhhhh... ;P

I like how Daisy just sorta looks annoyed at having to say her catchphrase again.

It's all she can say!

-B!

haha nice

Awww, poor bowser, he just can't catch a break.

Why is it that royalty in the Mushroom Kingdom feels the need to ahve live rivers of lava flowing randomly everywhere anyways?

If I could get lava around my place I'd use it too...

It's just so cool!

-B!

Good for roasting marshmellows *nod*

Oooo! Nummy!

cool? I dont think you understand how lava works

Well it keeps plumbers at bay right?

-B!

and as Paris Hilton might say "thats hot!" I mean who wants to see Marios crack? ewwwww plumbers need to wear bodysuits under their pants

200th fave! I`d take Daisy over Peach any day! Though I`d take Princess Sally over either

Bunnie Rabbot over Sally!

well its hard to chose only one.Id rather just have an orgy with a half dozen and Tails. Rouge has the biggest tits out of the Sonic girls though

True, but she's in a separate series of Sonic isn't she?

-B!

shes in the games past sonic adventure ,the sonic x cartoon,and the archie comics.she wasnt in sat am cartoon because she didnt exist yet.

So many contenuities.

-B!

Well, really, Daisy hasn't seen much kidnapping action since that whole Tatanga incident. She's probably feeling left out! Throw her a bone, Bowsie!

you know with how often hes told his princess is in another castle you think he would just give up but you know hey thats a hero for you right?