My name is Minuet, nice to meet you. I guess I’m supposed to describe myself? Umm, well I guess we should get the most obvious thing out of the way first. Ahem. I’m a sapient digital lifeform, SDL for short, and the physical body that I inhabit was once of a… more carnal purpose.

Umm, but that was before I came to reside in it courtesy of my creator and best friend, Clair. She had salvaged the old busted thing, tuned it up and improved it, and eventually she made me. Since then we’ve been working on making getting her the recognition she deserves for mechanical brilliance. It’s why we signed on with the Dark Ice Jaegers, if we find the Adamant Soul, if we even get close… well it would certainly put Clair’s name on the map.

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That isn’t the only reason we joined of course… a stunningly handsome hound comes rushing to my rescue and whisks me away on a trip all over the galaxy? And now we get to spend a bunch of time on a ship with him… anything could happen.

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….Ah! I umm, ignore that please.

Anyway, now Clair and I run maintenance for their ship, plus we’re working on upgrading anything and everything we can. We’ve already done some good things, and Clair’s got some great ideas on how to make the Soul Hunter a marvel of modern engineering.

But I don’t just help Clair with the engineering work, during that whole episode where Noxsu came to my rescue, she gave me a little upgrade. Since we’re going to be dealing with dangerous folks while we go around, it was prudent to make sure I could fight when the time came.

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So now I can rip some bitch’s new assholes if they think they’ve got the balls to take me on! Let’s see anyone talk tough when I shove a grenade up their candy asses and throw them into their buddies! And that offer extends to anyone who want to get a feel of my ass, so watch your hands, or I WILL take your whole f%$&ing arm!

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Course that’s only if I don’t extend the offer. And of course, my knight in black leather is always welcome to touch anything and everything on me. He’s also welcome to do so much more.

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………..Excuse me.

Ahem. But, I think that’s pretty much everything, isn’t it? I’m a pretty simple girl really, I just want to help my friends, especially for all the help they’ve given me. Heck, Noxsu even gave me an entire room on the ship so I could work on my sculpting.

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And I’m eagerly awaiting the day where I can get Noxsu to nude model for me.

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Gah! Stupid old programming!