I would prefer the text in the description. It'd make it easier to read and edit.

Please note there were some things you did have right; I just re-typed them so it would be easier to read the corrections.


Now, on to the editing!



---"Who's a good kitty?"

---"OMG...I found love. You have to try this stuff."

---"It transforms your pet into a sex machine."

---"No thank you. I like my cat, but not in that way."

---"I'll just leave it here, okay?"

---*walks this way*



Any questions?