Ok, so I didn't sleep.

In fact, I had a migrane in the top 3 of the whole of my life, and spent most of the day in pain, and could not sleep all night, not a wind, so I went to work at 530 and somewhere between there and noon, I imagined the hyperglorious splut of kiteman

Kiteman, Kiteman, does whatever a kite can
As long as it's windy, otherwise
He doesn't do a helluva lot
watchout.. here comes kiteman!