I decided that, since I haven't done anything finished of any value, I could at least post some of my silly doodles.
These were drawn a couple of days ago during the early hours of the morning.
and I had a bit of a bad fanfic night, scouring adultfanfiction.net for the most godawful things we could find. It... wasn't hard.
I pored over the Hellsing section. It was like... a lobotomy in text. Poor Alucard, that's all I can say.
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Ivan Translation:
This picture was on my desk. However, I smelled some VAMPIRE ESTRUS ALL IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER so I moved it before Integra could take her marijuana pill. I know that the last time this happened, you heard women chanting in the staircase, but seriously: I'm such a pretty goth princess it shouldn't matter.
I'd write more, but I'm strapped to a wheel in the basement, naked. Please send an eighty-year-old man through the vent to untie me. Then we can cater to your piano fetish. THE C-FLAT KEY IS HOT.
These were drawn a couple of days ago during the early hours of the morning.
and I had a bit of a bad fanfic night, scouring adultfanfiction.net for the most godawful things we could find. It... wasn't hard.I pored over the Hellsing section. It was like... a lobotomy in text. Poor Alucard, that's all I can say.
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Ivan Translation:
This picture was on my desk. However, I smelled some VAMPIRE ESTRUS ALL IN THIS MOTHER FUCKER so I moved it before Integra could take her marijuana pill. I know that the last time this happened, you heard women chanting in the staircase, but seriously: I'm such a pretty goth princess it shouldn't matter.
I'd write more, but I'm strapped to a wheel in the basement, naked. Please send an eighty-year-old man through the vent to untie me. Then we can cater to your piano fetish. THE C-FLAT KEY IS HOT.
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oh gawd XP, anime fandoodles from someone who doesnt like most animes :P
a rare breed, although im not at all a fan of hellsing, its still well done :P
i guess this is the equivalent of me drawing an amazing set of tits...its great, but ill look back on it thinking "omg, WHY did i do that!?"
a rare breed, although im not at all a fan of hellsing, its still well done :P
i guess this is the equivalent of me drawing an amazing set of tits...its great, but ill look back on it thinking "omg, WHY did i do that!?"
Oh. The Spaniel thing is an inside joke from a long time ago (joking about how every hellhound in anime seemed to have Cocker Spaniel ears) and the hair...?
Well. Bad fanfics brought that on. A lot of people seem to have an obsession with, "OMG ALUCARD CAN MAKE HIS HAIR GROW SO SEXY."
Well. Bad fanfics brought that on. A lot of people seem to have an obsession with, "OMG ALUCARD CAN MAKE HIS HAIR GROW SO SEXY."
I generally don't, but me and fullmetal--folfamist and mooshay like to kill time hunting out the bad ones. There are some so bad that they're hilariously ridiculous, and worth reading just for the sake of ridiculing later.
I am NOT a terrible person, I swear.
I am NOT a terrible person, I swear.
I would do the Same!! But i can't bring myself to dream such Drivel Ones...espicaally the ones where people put themselves in it and Its a omg sex one....
Given if You can do it where it MIGHT work..Fine...but When the Little Pre teens get ahold of it...UUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
And No you aren't....You just know when people Derseved to be stones for their MORONIC ways!!
Given if You can do it where it MIGHT work..Fine...but When the Little Pre teens get ahold of it...UUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!
And No you aren't....You just know when people Derseved to be stones for their MORONIC ways!!
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