Generating enough perspiration to run a small hydro-electric plant.

That goat stole mah bike!

You should've drawn the tires on fire l3

actually they should be all melty

Well, I'll just imagine that they're covered in gasoline and he happens to be riding near something that shoots out sparks l3 *LOGIC(?)*

Boom

But flames are still involved l3

You should've gotten a bike with air conditioning, man.

The sun goes apeshit if you don't, though: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/496147

Well unfortunately getting used to the heat is not something that is going to come easy for you. I've lived in South Texas all my life and I'm still slowly getting used to the heat. Every so often it cranks up enough to test my limits. Then again, if I went to some place like Canada, I'd freeze to death in no time. :b

Oh yeah. Out here in the Great Fried Open, I do the same thing.

I have the same problem when I have to do heavy ranch work during the summer. I found out that there are several manufactures of vests, neck bands, and hats that soak up lots of water and then evaporate it producing much more effective cooling than sweating yourself into heat stroke. These things really work!
http://www.texascoolvest.com/
Even cooler are vests with reversible phase change materials; you put it in your refrigerator overnight, and it will keep you at 59F for hours:
http://www.glaciertek.com/
Or you can make it your self:
http://www.keepingmecool.com/

Just Google cool vest for lots more. Cool vests and neck bands and hats make a hell of a big difference.

A hah! This is really useful. Thank you very much!

You are welcome. I'd have a fit from porn withdrawal if you dropped dead of heatstroke. Any chance for more Savage Squirrel? Bloody unrelenting violence against really bad guys is a lot of fun, too!

I suggest rehydration of your body with V-8 or tomato juice rather than sports drinks because the sports drinks usually contain loads of sugar and often have too little potassium. I carry a couple of liters of V-8 in my cooler when I'm doing summer work or going to my hot springs.

If you are not pissing or your urine is getting darker than usual, you are approaching the danger zone - rehydrate immediately whether you feel thirsty or not.

This reminds me of my commute. I wonder how much weight I lose in sweat alone during a given day.