And how did these two meet you ask? Sharik is an idiot.

Myth: >(
Sharik: I can wash your feet for you?
Myth: >(
Sharik: I can give you a nice foot massage?
Myth: >8(..... What is this foot massage you speak of? What does it entail? Can I keep it in my collection?
Sharik: Uh.... well you see Mr. Dragon... bird... sir.... *lifts up one of the feet and rubs the toes* It's like this but better!
Myth: >8| ... Fine. You will give me this foot massage in exchange for my enchanted fruit and I will contemplate not eating you afterword.
Sharik: *starts working immediately*
Myth: O_O 83 ^v^ ~<3 *picks up and starts to carry off* You will be my pet so that I can keep this "foot massage"

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