' MERDUDE , Heir to Neptune.. gone Tomorrow '






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Ack !! Excusez-moi. Je ne parle pas de l'homme.
J'ai la bouche du poisson !!


Aham .. 'scusé moi .. Aye em zo sorry for mon zilly French accent.

It ez somzing Aye Peeked up long ago to attract ze pretty mermaids of ze oppozet !! Et makes me zound um .. z'zexy , non ?!


Ah yes, az you must know ::


Ah ..Aye am zo old, old old old..quite pozzebly z'oldest Mutant of ze "Mutagen" known on ze Records

Ze mermaids like ze oldair feesh, zay zink eet eez Zexy !!

I zink i may be near ze "Immortal".

O' Ho ho ho !! Not even z' "Namor" or Z' Aquamens , or zat zilly-faced Mermanz can claim zat they are from ze Mutagen !! HAHAHAAA !! HO HO HO !!

O' oui , Alim waz once a humanz not unlike tu.

But z'strange Mutagens change moi into ze fish boy !!

Akk Vhat am Aye to do !!?!


Je ne vais pas plaindre !!

AYE SHALL NEV'AIRE SURRENDAIR !!

Non .. Aye adapt !! Aye learn to love z'mutations.

Vive le poisson !! !!


Now Aye am known by ze Zexy names, JAQUES !!

Ees ze Zexy !! NON ?!

Mon amour !! O' alzo Z' Mermaids zink eet eez ze zexy !!

Oh oui oui !!

Ah ezpecially mon sweet cher, Eowithe .

Ze most dearest of ze Mermaidz to my life !!


Hmm.. Now to these dayz i try to watch over ze last of ze Bloblobs , errr.. ze Globblobbs .. oh , es muy difficult to zay zeir names. Ze Blobboids .. err..

Auch du liber!! Sprechen Sie Deutsch !!

How you Westernerzez zay .. :: Ze " GLUBLUB " !! I am ze ally and now protector of zese fine, fishy friendz.

Eet es very sad az dey are nearest extincted !!

o' Aye have seen so many adventurez, mon ami.. so so many.

Mon brain has ze short of ze attention span. Zometimes i am forgetted of vhat zese eyez have zeen !! Hmm.. it zeems Aye have lost un eye in ze head of mine !! It muzt have been ze great battle wit' z' great Kraken !! Aye wonder eef eet waz mon first beeg battel !! Aye must hev been zo scared mon eye ballz pooped out !! Now only un is left !!


Oh tragique !!

Ah but ze eyepatch !! HO HO HO !!

Ze mermaids zink it ees Zexy !! NON !!

Ah yes .. i have zo zo many adventure !!

Not all of zem zexy !! !!

I muzt tell you , Humanz personz zat Aye hev' seen ze FUTURE !!

NON NON eet es not good !!

You muzt quicklee chage tus ways .. or zees planet ess going to get a whole lot .. umm .. how you say ::

" WETTER " !!

Aye do not zink that you would like me walking my dog - feesh under in Zentral Park while eet es submerged in zee deep deep depths below under ze melted ice caps, non ?!

Aye deed not zink so !!


O' .. o' zat terrible Shark-man with z'silly name ..ze "ARMAGGON" !! O ho ho !!

Him and zilly err.. cuisine utilitaire.

Ze very zilly " SHREDDAIRE " !!

O he ees ze great enemy of mon allies,Les Tortues Ninja !!

O' ho ho what a zilly sight for zees sore eye !!

Alas ze destructive ways of ze humanz eez coming to ze err..:: Très Grand finale !!

Eet es dire zat we muzt all protect our waterz end fishy friendz as now zere ees no time to looze from ze great evils of ze destruction and pollutionz !! NON ?!

My dear friendz ze Mutanimalz paid dearly for zeze thingz zat they beleived in !!

Zo sad .. zo zo sad !!

Ah but cry not !! Under ze water, ze seaweed eez always greenair !! We shall honor ze Mutanimals' memoriez !!

Az heir to ze GREAT NEPTUNE i muzt tell you zat dere ees hope in ze waterz !! Open your mindz to make ze stand and make ze différence !!

As zay say GIVE A POOP, Don't Pollute !!

Err somezing like zat !!

Well i am off to defend ze oceans and veeseet mon dear sweet cheri !!

Adieu, mon ami !! Adios !! Auf Wiedersehen !! Tot ziens !! Aloha !! G'bye !!

Stay ze zexy !! !!

(( Wait .. Vhat do you mean you could not understand a vord I hev said ?! Vell fer cryin' out Loud !! ))
id ?! Vell fer cryin' out Loud !! ))

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