Dario: Krissy we both know I found this first, we both know I can kick and fuck your ass, Let's be presidential about this loot
Kristen: Or I could just kill you, and get my face all over Adventure monthly, and enjoy my harem of dickgirls
Dario: I say 99/1 is a fair division
Kristen: Or I could tie down your ass to your face and throw you to the snark pit
Dario: I'll throw in tickets to see American Bitch's next wrestling competition
Kristen: ..............DEAL