A Fleshy shows off his kicking human tshirt at the local con. Isn't it totally sweet?
He's also got his tail stuffed down his pants so you can't see it. He swears that if he concentrates hard enough, it's like he doesn't have a tail at all. Oh, and dig this awesome fleshy smut he got Darkhuman to draw him!
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Yeah, this was one of those brain burps. Happened when I saw this: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt...../dp/B000NZW3IY and thought "I wonder what sorts of shirts furries would wear?" and the answer came to me: "Buff naked humans howling at the sun over a city scape while a plane flies majestically overhead. Having the plane be made out of clouds with a tear running down it's cockpit optional."
He's also got his tail stuffed down his pants so you can't see it. He swears that if he concentrates hard enough, it's like he doesn't have a tail at all. Oh, and dig this awesome fleshy smut he got Darkhuman to draw him!
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Yeah, this was one of those brain burps. Happened when I saw this: http://www.amazon.com/Three-T-Shirt...../dp/B000NZW3IY and thought "I wonder what sorts of shirts furries would wear?" and the answer came to me: "Buff naked humans howling at the sun over a city scape while a plane flies majestically overhead. Having the plane be made out of clouds with a tear running down it's cockpit optional."
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Pshaw, skinsuits are hardly odd. I mean they're totally clumsy with the foam and fake skin, and they're way too cartoony. Nothing like the real deal.
And what's up with the howling on that shirt? That's so wolfish. Typical fleshies to bring in all those animal traits into those pure humans. -.-
And what's up with the howling on that shirt? That's so wolfish. Typical fleshies to bring in all those animal traits into those pure humans. -.-
Smooth flawless skin that's all slippery and shiny? A single unifying race that has no cause for speciesism or bigotry? A species with a year-long mating season, open sexuality, and constant sensual undertones to every aspect of their existance? A species without a non-anthro equivilent, making them level with nature and at one with the Earth in a way furries can never be? What's not to love?
I suppose that's true.The way you said it,it sounds like humans are the ideal,almost heavenly beings of earth.
There's also the bad things of humans:industrialization and conquering nature,and the ability to eradicate entire species,and without natural reason such as territory,food,or other survival reasons...
Sorry,I kind of went on a rant there.
There's also the bad things of humans:industrialization and conquering nature,and the ability to eradicate entire species,and without natural reason such as territory,food,or other survival reasons...
Sorry,I kind of went on a rant there.
Dammit, that's the last time I go to a fleshycon. I'm here because I find something very spiritual and erotic in the human form...I've taken a Pacific Islander as my totem spirit....and I definitely feel like, under my fur, I really AM human inside. And I'm not afraid to say it!
But what's with all these FREAKS in the fandom?!
But what's with all these FREAKS in the fandom?!
So if when furries stay inside, and avoid things like nature, hiking, camping, etc. and people point that out as hypocrisy; would staying inside, avoiding things like nature, watching TV, and playing Guitar Hero endlessly so they can howl at Guns N Roses (who they never liked until they could beat it on Medium) be encouraged in the fandom?
"Dude, don't go outside. Fleshies stay in, man."
"But I've gotta' howl at the sun!"
"Pff. That's an urban myth. If we had really evolved to be fleshy, we'd most likely show traits of..."
"Why do you guys gotta' talk like that in the fleshy fandom? We're not supposed to be judgmental!"
"No, we are."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah."
"Then I don't have to talk to you guys. My shoes say 'Gucci'."
"Dude, don't go outside. Fleshies stay in, man."
"But I've gotta' howl at the sun!"
"Pff. That's an urban myth. If we had really evolved to be fleshy, we'd most likely show traits of..."
"Why do you guys gotta' talk like that in the fleshy fandom? We're not supposed to be judgmental!"
"No, we are."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah."
"Then I don't have to talk to you guys. My shoes say 'Gucci'."
Nonesense! Humans are one with nature! They don't have a non-anthro species, so aren't kept apart from the natural world like anthros are! And because humans are all one species, there's no speciesism or bigotry! And because they're always in mating season mode, their culture is one of unprecidented sexuality and openness about sex and love regardless of gender or other concerns! They're perfect and wonderful! Who wouldn't want to be a human?
Hmm, yes... I regret to bring up that, from a technical stand point, the evolution of such a race of creatures would be entirely impractical. Even assuming an increased cranial capacity to manage greater intellectual development would in no way detract from their entire lack of defensive or offensive mechanisms with nature. Should such a "fleshie", as you term it, ever have evolved naturally, it would likely have been hunted to extinction almost immediately as it would have no way to compete in a physical manner with our more wild brethren. Fascinating theory you "fleshies" have, but I think we'd have better luck breeding that "unicorn" thing I heard about in Greek myths by crossing a Narwhal with one of the Equine descendants.
Again, fascinating theory, but... hmm... yes...
Again, fascinating theory, but... hmm... yes...
I think it can be seen as less of wanting to be a mythical species and more of a desire return to infancy. Upon consideration you will notice many similarities between these "fleshies" and infants. No fur, teeth and claws are
weak,poor eyesight, slow moving and the anticipation of milk in many cases.
The idea of a unified race can also be attributed to the fact that nearly all infants act the same way. The implications of limitless sex can also be attributed to retreating to infancy seeing as how sex generally make one feel good and happy as infants tend to be more often than not.
weak,poor eyesight, slow moving and the anticipation of milk in many cases.
The idea of a unified race can also be attributed to the fact that nearly all infants act the same way. The implications of limitless sex can also be attributed to retreating to infancy seeing as how sex generally make one feel good and happy as infants tend to be more often than not.
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