Picture done in Tegaki-E : http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=31189&e=624387
Another human art! =D This is Chris Redfield and his look in Resident Evil 5. I don't like the game much and I totally think that that's not Chris Redfield at all, but his look is OK and , well, Chris has been my favorite RE character. So I just had to draw him. x3
Anyway, enjoy. =)
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you're inventory slot is retarded
unless you're playing co-op with a friend, you're partner is also retarded (thank goodness you don't have Friendly Fire)
the game is really short
the game isn't that creative
all this game is, is a graphical improvment on RE4... only with really stupid ideas.
unless you're playing co-op with a friend, you're partner is also retarded (thank goodness you don't have Friendly Fire)
the game is really short
the game isn't that creative
all this game is, is a graphical improvment on RE4... only with really stupid ideas.
The inventory could not be better, live-action is the best kind of inventory, and the fact that there is only 9 slots make it even better. RE4's inventory was stupid.
The game is made to be co-op, co-op is the best kind of survival horror anyway.
It's no shorter then any other RE game in existence.
And the game is very creative.
I'm also tired of people saying RE5 is the exact same as RE4. Did RE4 have 10 different melee attacks per character? No. Did RE4 feature a story that doesn't suck? No. Did RE4 have co-op? No. Saying it's the same as RE4 is like saying RE3 is the exact same as RE1. Only a complete idiot would think it's true.
The game is made to be co-op, co-op is the best kind of survival horror anyway.
It's no shorter then any other RE game in existence.
And the game is very creative.
I'm also tired of people saying RE5 is the exact same as RE4. Did RE4 have 10 different melee attacks per character? No. Did RE4 feature a story that doesn't suck? No. Did RE4 have co-op? No. Saying it's the same as RE4 is like saying RE3 is the exact same as RE1. Only a complete idiot would think it's true.
Yeah, having to fight and awkawdly fumble through a shitty, tiny inventory while dudes are killing you. Awesome.
If by "made to be co-op", you mean "Sigh, hey, get your dumbass over here, you cunt. There's another door that needs two people to be opened for no reason."
It's shorter than RE Fucking 1, and that's saying something. RE4 was like, twenty or so hours, so don't even try.
Creative? HAH. I was hoping when the first segment starts and the hordes of angry villagers board you into a tiny area with thier shher numbers until a scripted sequence makes them all bolt, exactly like in another certain game, no one would even try to defend it's utter lack of new ideas. I mean, noone's that retarded, I thought. Guess once again, the denizens of the intarweb have proven me wrong.
Did RE4 have 10 different melee attacks per character? No."
So the fuck what?
"Did RE4 feature a story that doesn't suck? No."
There are no non-sucky RE stories, so 5 clearly fails to be special there, too. Least 4 was actually scary. 5 couldn't even bother and went the "yet another generic, shoot dark people in Shifting Sand Land shooter" approach, but with monsters. Yawn. It's like that Star Trek flick: without the name, noone would give a shit right now.
"Did RE4 have co-op?" The only reason co-op created the illusion of not blowing is because without another human playing, the game is infuriating, and depending on who your friends are, that's no guarantee. Huh, so I guess the co-op does suck babboon scrotum after all.
There, now keep the stupidity to a minimum.
On a related note, I like this pic.
If by "made to be co-op", you mean "Sigh, hey, get your dumbass over here, you cunt. There's another door that needs two people to be opened for no reason."
It's shorter than RE Fucking 1, and that's saying something. RE4 was like, twenty or so hours, so don't even try.
Creative? HAH. I was hoping when the first segment starts and the hordes of angry villagers board you into a tiny area with thier shher numbers until a scripted sequence makes them all bolt, exactly like in another certain game, no one would even try to defend it's utter lack of new ideas. I mean, noone's that retarded, I thought. Guess once again, the denizens of the intarweb have proven me wrong.
Did RE4 have 10 different melee attacks per character? No."
So the fuck what?
"Did RE4 feature a story that doesn't suck? No."
There are no non-sucky RE stories, so 5 clearly fails to be special there, too. Least 4 was actually scary. 5 couldn't even bother and went the "yet another generic, shoot dark people in Shifting Sand Land shooter" approach, but with monsters. Yawn. It's like that Star Trek flick: without the name, noone would give a shit right now.
"Did RE4 have co-op?" The only reason co-op created the illusion of not blowing is because without another human playing, the game is infuriating, and depending on who your friends are, that's no guarantee. Huh, so I guess the co-op does suck babboon scrotum after all.
There, now keep the stupidity to a minimum.
On a related note, I like this pic.
Um, no it's not. RE1 can be cleared in 50 minutes. RE4 takes like 3 hours in a real speed run, at most, probably shorter.
The only way RE5 is short is if you infinite rocket launcher every boss while not killing anything else, hell even the best time in the world is an hour, and that's with running at full speed in split screen co-op and skipping every cutscene. RE4 was 20 hours? Maybe on your first playthrough, if you REALLY suck. I cleared it in 8 my first time.
The RE5 inventory could not be better, not only does it add to the tension, but it also means you don't have to pause the action to pull out another gun. Hell, if you aren't a complete moron you shouldn't even have to go into your inventory, you can just use the D-pad to switch between all your weapons and heals.
Yes, it took a couple things from RE4, but RE2 took a couple things from RE1 and no one complained.
If it actually took you 20 hours to get through RE4, then I'm gonna guess that you hate RE5 cause you plain suck at it. XD
The only way RE5 is short is if you infinite rocket launcher every boss while not killing anything else, hell even the best time in the world is an hour, and that's with running at full speed in split screen co-op and skipping every cutscene. RE4 was 20 hours? Maybe on your first playthrough, if you REALLY suck. I cleared it in 8 my first time.
The RE5 inventory could not be better, not only does it add to the tension, but it also means you don't have to pause the action to pull out another gun. Hell, if you aren't a complete moron you shouldn't even have to go into your inventory, you can just use the D-pad to switch between all your weapons and heals.
Yes, it took a couple things from RE4, but RE2 took a couple things from RE1 and no one complained.
If it actually took you 20 hours to get through RE4, then I'm gonna guess that you hate RE5 cause you plain suck at it. XD
What can I say? I have a life, and RE5 is 8 hours, at most. Pathetic, even by RE standards. And no, we're not talking about speed rns, cuz what kind of pathetic assholes does those things.
"The RE5 inventory could not be better"
If yo can't thnik, and thus of corse it would seem that way. Here's how it could be better and this is without even trying: more than nine slots, not being real-time, items being as big or small as they should be(a pistol should not take as much space as a rocket launcher for example, and why can't heals stack? Oh, and upgradable inventory space. This isn't rocket science, moron.)
What kind of moron would complain about pausing? Besides you, I mean. Only nine slots, exchanging shit is a pain in the ass, and no, making the inventory awful in addition to all the other terrible controls(really, as generic as the rest of the game is, there was no reason to keep the woefully outdated tank controls) doesn't add tension, just frustration.
"Yes, it copied wholesale from RE4, because Capcom are lazy, uninventive fucks."
I fixed it for you.
"If it actually took you 20 hours to get through RE4, then I'm gonna guess that you hate RE5 cause you plain suck at it. XD"
Again, I have a life. Don't try to use the fact I'm better than you to pretend RE5 doesn't lovingly tongue-service gorilla anus.
"The RE5 inventory could not be better"
If yo can't thnik, and thus of corse it would seem that way. Here's how it could be better and this is without even trying: more than nine slots, not being real-time, items being as big or small as they should be(a pistol should not take as much space as a rocket launcher for example, and why can't heals stack? Oh, and upgradable inventory space. This isn't rocket science, moron.)
What kind of moron would complain about pausing? Besides you, I mean. Only nine slots, exchanging shit is a pain in the ass, and no, making the inventory awful in addition to all the other terrible controls(really, as generic as the rest of the game is, there was no reason to keep the woefully outdated tank controls) doesn't add tension, just frustration.
"Yes, it copied wholesale from RE4, because Capcom are lazy, uninventive fucks."
I fixed it for you.
"If it actually took you 20 hours to get through RE4, then I'm gonna guess that you hate RE5 cause you plain suck at it. XD"
Again, I have a life. Don't try to use the fact I'm better than you to pretend RE5 doesn't lovingly tongue-service gorilla anus.
So, you have to not have a life in order to play games a good amount and do speed runs? WOW. I may as well end the conversation right there if you really are so shallow as to think that.
I have a life too. Many friends IRL who I hang out with regularly, as well as a job that I have to attend, yet I am able to do whatever I want in any game I want.
Having free time is not the same as not having a life.
And, believe it or not, I like constantly flowing action in my action games. It is stupid to be able to save yourself by going into a paused menu to heal right before you are going to get hit.
Anyone with half a brain can tell RE5's menu is better just by the fact that you don't even have to use it, thanks to quick switching weapons.
And you really just contradicted yourself.
RE: Zero: First playthrough was six hours
RE1=4 hours at most, searching every room and taking your time.
RE2=Doing both scenarios will not take longer then 4 hours.
RE3=About 3 hours or so
RE4=I beat it first time in 8 hours and my time never went above that in the one or two playthroughs afterwards
RE5=According to you, 8 hours at most
RE5 isn't near shorter then RE1, then. XD
I have a life too. Many friends IRL who I hang out with regularly, as well as a job that I have to attend, yet I am able to do whatever I want in any game I want.
Having free time is not the same as not having a life.
And, believe it or not, I like constantly flowing action in my action games. It is stupid to be able to save yourself by going into a paused menu to heal right before you are going to get hit.
Anyone with half a brain can tell RE5's menu is better just by the fact that you don't even have to use it, thanks to quick switching weapons.
And you really just contradicted yourself.
RE: Zero: First playthrough was six hours
RE1=4 hours at most, searching every room and taking your time.
RE2=Doing both scenarios will not take longer then 4 hours.
RE3=About 3 hours or so
RE4=I beat it first time in 8 hours and my time never went above that in the one or two playthroughs afterwards
RE5=According to you, 8 hours at most
RE5 isn't near shorter then RE1, then. XD
"Anyone with half a brain can tell RE5's menu is better just by the fact that you don't even have to use it, thanks to quick switching weapons"
And then they'd remember the infuriating, time-wasting bullshit involved with switching items between inventories and tell you to shut your stupid gob.
And no, believe it or not, there weren't any cockgobbling douchegiggles bawwing about being able to pause to save themselves from certain death, usually to just get hit and be in dire straits anyway.
"Also insulting the controls RE has had since RE1 shows your stupidity even more."
The controls have ALWAYS been terrible, you're a fucking moron to even begin to try-and fail- to refute that. When the series came around, we could all pretend it was to "heighten tension", but by 4 came around, it was so long in the tooth, it was boring through it's own lower jaw. For fuck's sake, the change in controls and camera angle was why people gave a shit about 4 in the first place. By bringing the camera way in behind you, it gave the still clunky controls more focus and sense of, well, control. Now GoW and so on have come along and done so much more and 5 thinks it can coast along the same old road. Sorry, but no, you fail. Especially when the rest of the game is so un-RE in every way, it's like they were making a pathetic attempt to show people "see, SEE? We're still the same old series you love.", and just further hamper an already frustrating and outdated game.
"The 'speed runs are for pathetic assholes' comment was just plain rude and shows your ignorance"
CRY SOME MORE. Speed runs are pathetic wastes of time for pathetic wastes of skin, and RE has always lost my respect for encouraging them. Not to mention it completely kills the whole point behind the games anyway. "Hey, ya know what would be fun? Rewarding the player for running like a beheaded chicken past every enemy in a single-minded goal to beat the clock, leaving nothing but the laughable 'puzzles' and bosses they'll now have more than enough ammo and heals to sweep through, killing the whole 'horror' angle? Awesome."
Guess what? No one gives a shit you blasted through in 2 hours, and even less about the "awesome" costumes you get as a prize. Yippee...
Just stop emberassing yourself. And over a video game? For shame.
I came thiiis close to just deleting whatever idiocy you came back with. I won't pass the chance next time. XD
And then they'd remember the infuriating, time-wasting bullshit involved with switching items between inventories and tell you to shut your stupid gob.
And no, believe it or not, there weren't any cockgobbling douchegiggles bawwing about being able to pause to save themselves from certain death, usually to just get hit and be in dire straits anyway.
"Also insulting the controls RE has had since RE1 shows your stupidity even more."
The controls have ALWAYS been terrible, you're a fucking moron to even begin to try-and fail- to refute that. When the series came around, we could all pretend it was to "heighten tension", but by 4 came around, it was so long in the tooth, it was boring through it's own lower jaw. For fuck's sake, the change in controls and camera angle was why people gave a shit about 4 in the first place. By bringing the camera way in behind you, it gave the still clunky controls more focus and sense of, well, control. Now GoW and so on have come along and done so much more and 5 thinks it can coast along the same old road. Sorry, but no, you fail. Especially when the rest of the game is so un-RE in every way, it's like they were making a pathetic attempt to show people "see, SEE? We're still the same old series you love.", and just further hamper an already frustrating and outdated game.
"The 'speed runs are for pathetic assholes' comment was just plain rude and shows your ignorance"
CRY SOME MORE. Speed runs are pathetic wastes of time for pathetic wastes of skin, and RE has always lost my respect for encouraging them. Not to mention it completely kills the whole point behind the games anyway. "Hey, ya know what would be fun? Rewarding the player for running like a beheaded chicken past every enemy in a single-minded goal to beat the clock, leaving nothing but the laughable 'puzzles' and bosses they'll now have more than enough ammo and heals to sweep through, killing the whole 'horror' angle? Awesome."
Guess what? No one gives a shit you blasted through in 2 hours, and even less about the "awesome" costumes you get as a prize. Yippee...
Just stop emberassing yourself. And over a video game? For shame.
I came thiiis close to just deleting whatever idiocy you came back with. I won't pass the chance next time. XD
The controls have never been terrible, actually incredibly basic, anyone can master them in five seconds once they realize that up=straight and R=aim. That's literally all there ever was to it.
And speed runs are done for fun, not for bragging rights.
And how the hell is it hard to ask your partner for an item and have them give it to you?
And really....are you really this stupid? The entire point of Resident Evil has been to NOT kill everything so you would have enough ammo to deal with the bosses. RE4 is the only exception to this, and it is also why it's one of the worst ones.
I've also never seen someone get THIS mad just because someone doesn't agree with them either. Hint: Seek anger management!
If anyone is embarrassing themselves, it's you. I have been completely calm during this debate, while you have been freaking out and swearing every last sentence. People like you should not have internet access, seriously.
And speed runs are done for fun, not for bragging rights.
And how the hell is it hard to ask your partner for an item and have them give it to you?
And really....are you really this stupid? The entire point of Resident Evil has been to NOT kill everything so you would have enough ammo to deal with the bosses. RE4 is the only exception to this, and it is also why it's one of the worst ones.
I've also never seen someone get THIS mad just because someone doesn't agree with them either. Hint: Seek anger management!
If anyone is embarrassing themselves, it's you. I have been completely calm during this debate, while you have been freaking out and swearing every last sentence. People like you should not have internet access, seriously.
Glad you have more sense then Naota.
I just don't get why RE4 is popular though, it's levels were bad and completely random, graphics weren't very impressive, and you had to babysit someone who is completely helpless for 80% of it. Those were my main complaints.
But to each their own I suppose, Outbreak File 2 is my favorite personally.
I just don't get why RE4 is popular though, it's levels were bad and completely random, graphics weren't very impressive, and you had to babysit someone who is completely helpless for 80% of it. Those were my main complaints.
But to each their own I suppose, Outbreak File 2 is my favorite personally.
It's not pointless, the melee system being so deep is one of the things that makes RE5 so much more fun then RE4. RE4 is boring in comparison.
Also lets please not go into the survival horror thing. We all know RE5 isn't that scary outside of the reapers and stuff, no need to go into it here.
Also lets please not go into the survival horror thing. We all know RE5 isn't that scary outside of the reapers and stuff, no need to go into it here.
It's almost a mix of Chris from RE and Gillian Seed from Kojima's SNATCHER ( http://www.megadriver.org/snatcher_.....illianseed.jpg )
The 'speed runs are for pathetic assholes' comment was just plain rude and shows your ignorance, too. Every Resident Evil game in existence has encouraged speed runs, and rewards you for getting good times. It's one of the main things about the games that give you reason to play through them more then once! It also shows a game's TRUE length.
They are very easy to do as well, you don't have to be 'pathetic' to get it, hell a five year old could pull off a good speed run with practice.
Also insulting the controls RE has had since RE1 shows your stupidity even more. Changing them to something dull and generic would be like the Zelda series without dungeons. If you don't like the controls, you shouldn't play the games.
They are very easy to do as well, you don't have to be 'pathetic' to get it, hell a five year old could pull off a good speed run with practice.
Also insulting the controls RE has had since RE1 shows your stupidity even more. Changing them to something dull and generic would be like the Zelda series without dungeons. If you don't like the controls, you shouldn't play the games.
This game isn't all that scary in comparison to the other ones. Yeah, there's blood and gore and some really gross things, but it's not that scary an installment in the series. :D
Either platform is fine. I just play the PS3 version because I own it and I like the controller more then the 360's. Otherwise they're both identical.
Either platform is fine. I just play the PS3 version because I own it and I like the controller more then the 360's. Otherwise they're both identical.
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