I'll call the Fire Department

Yet the raccoon is oblivious to the risk of third degree burns that he will inflict upon his dinger

Calling the Fire Department if anything goes wrong. Don't want you and your sweetness to be caught in a camp fire gone wrong. :P

Coons will be coons, and yet, the Fuzz is loved for his faithfulness to his beloved squirrel here, despite being a naughty perv in sharing his feelings of love for her. But where the hell did he find a condom like that? And with a name applied to such a business, it can't be good, with that degree of open honesty in the public naming. It's gotta be underground, or the police would've shut that hellhole down. Then again, coons dig in the trash, and not all of it comes from rubbish bins. That's gotta be a trashy store to sell such terrifying condoms. This one will add a call to the fire brigade if things get too hot between the Fuzz and Abi, because it's not the good kind of hot. If there's anything hilarious about the image, the expressions are just priceless for both the coon and squirrel. "Trust me, babe, you will LOVE this!" To which Abi replies, "...Are you f@$#ing nuts?!" ^.^;; Farewell, "Lil' Fuzz", and may the flames of Hell have mercy on your horny soul.

Or it's like the world of South Park; openly vulgar names for businesses without anyone caring. XD
Well these condoms could be bad; or good depending on how strong their privates endure these condoms. ;D
I think she'll be with Fuzz no matter what. ;3

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) pun intended ha Ha

XD whole thing is a pun xD