Oh god the pears are moving here too

pears are too powerful
no website is safe

They're MIGRATING

The pear is a very adaptable species

Sexy as fuck! Pardon my french. (I'm actually french.)

The pears appreciate your use of the French language

May its delicious mercy and grace be ever bestowed upon the meek and may its flesh always contain 15.23 grams of carbohydrates, 9.73 grams of sugar, 3.1 grams of fiber, 0.14 grams of fat, 0.36 grams of proteins, 0.012 grams of thiamine, 0.026 grams of riboflavin, 0.161 grams of niacin, 0.049 grams of pantothenic acids and... whatever the hell else is in there. Seriously, I'm only like halfway through the list, bloody hell... I thought this would be funny but really who has time for this shit? You know... you know what? May it contains whatever it bloody wants to! Like, fuck, that's its business.

The pears also appreciate your honesty. And your dedication to the science that is pear anatomy.