Ghoul report
Being log, Indentifier: Officer Germain

Is this thing on?
Alright, I reckon I'm doin' the report here for these ugly SOBs
Now whatcha got here are Ghouls, they ain't undead or nothin' but they're commonly found nosin' around graveyards and the like, eatin' corpses.
Now you might be askin' yerself, "Germain, if they ain't undead then what in the hell are these critters?"
We ain't got a clue.

Now the first thing you might notice is that their faces look like empty ballsacks with all that saggin' skin and jigglin' around.
It's 'cause the fact that they dislocate their chompers to swallow their food whole.
I understand there's that urban legend that they swallow bodies whole and frankly that ain't true.
Truth is, they use their big ol' claws to dismember corpses into more manageable pieces before stuffing them corpse parts down their throats.
...Unfortunately this also holds true for whatever live prey they might happen to get their claws on.
Hell, I've seen a knight grabbed and ripped up like a tissue at a snot party...Ain't a pretty sight and it's gonna hurt the whole damn time it's doin' it to you.

Y'got your attention on them big claws, that's their main mode of attack.
Their claws are razor sharp and can cut through ya like butter. Makes y'thank the lord above for this plate armor.
Anyway, on top of having claws as sharp as hell, they also got reach.
Their limbs, while long, can also be dislocated briefly to extend their range by an extra meter or two.
It'll catch y'all by surprise if all y'all ain't careful.

If they can't reach you with that, all the corpses they eat tend to turn their stomach acid into a rancid and potent weapon.
Y'think you're safe and suddenly, bam.
Y'got covered in vomit, stink to high heaven and y'got your armor and exposed parts meltin' off.

Obviously to combat these things, y'gotta bring a gun 'cause they're just gonna eat right through your shield and metal based weapons.
If y'gotta fight 'em close up, try and pop that belly, stops 'em from vomiting.
Can't throw up whatcha ain't got.
Follow that by a quick decapitation.

Now these nightmares are only found in real old graveyards, they get real skittish around people.
But recent reports have stated that we're findin' them in odd places like the sewers and morgues.
I'll be damned if we didn't get one report where someone found 'em in their basement, diggin' up through the floor.
Makes ya uneasy to think about huh, they're spreadin' into the city.

And the BHS wants to 'protect' things like them.
What a buncha ignorant jackasses.

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