This was done for me by the very talented Mr. K9. I used to wrestle and I talked to him about doing my fursona as a World Champion. THIS is what he came up with, and I love it. Go to his page, view, enjoy, and tell him how cool his stuff is! I was always a villian in the ring, so rest assure I'm letting some fool in the front row have a large slice of my mind!
Thanks K9 your groovey.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrk-9/
Thanks K9 your groovey.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/mrk-9/
Category All / All
Species Rat
Size 480 x 600px
File Size 105 kB
*Man in the Box by Alice in Chains starts to thunder in the small arena...instantly the fans know who is heading to the ring. Some cheer, but most of them start to boo and shout at the large rat. As he steps through the ropes the rat snags a mic from the ring anouncer and starts to do...what he does best, build heat.*
"Man, look at all you people, I guess those welfare checks must have come early this month!"
*the rat turns his attention to the front row*
"Shut your hole bitch..or I'm gonna take that training bra off you and make a woman outta ya. You too you furfag, if your what passes as a man in this town then I can understand why there are so many dykes out here."
*With one swift motion the rat pulls the Championship belt off his waist and holds it up high*
"Its real simple folks, THIS is the FWO championship belt, and its mine. If YOU or any of those ham an eggers in the locker room want it all you have to do is step into the ring and take it from me. So what say you, anyone besides me got a backbone in this arena??"
*The mic makes a loud "thud" as the rat drops it on the mat. The crowd starts to boo again..even louder this time. Then..music starts to play and the rat scowels at the entrance ramp knowing exactly who is going to appear*
"Man, look at all you people, I guess those welfare checks must have come early this month!"
*the rat turns his attention to the front row*
"Shut your hole bitch..or I'm gonna take that training bra off you and make a woman outta ya. You too you furfag, if your what passes as a man in this town then I can understand why there are so many dykes out here."
*With one swift motion the rat pulls the Championship belt off his waist and holds it up high*
"Its real simple folks, THIS is the FWO championship belt, and its mine. If YOU or any of those ham an eggers in the locker room want it all you have to do is step into the ring and take it from me. So what say you, anyone besides me got a backbone in this arena??"
*The mic makes a loud "thud" as the rat drops it on the mat. The crowd starts to boo again..even louder this time. Then..music starts to play and the rat scowels at the entrance ramp knowing exactly who is going to appear*
*Working Man by Rush pipes through the stadium. The crowd goes nuts for a bear that they typically boo but find his presence here tonight a welcome respite*
"Hold it, hold it, hold it! Cut the music!"
*The music stops and he hefts his FCWA World Championship Belt onto his shoulder*
"You call that piece of tin and cardboard a championship belt? I thought you ripped that off a little kid at the toy store this afternoon!"
"Now I'm not interested in that piece of garbage you parade around and I don't think you deserve a shot at my belt! But what I do think you deserve is a good ass-kicking and I'll be glad to give it to you. But hey, let's make this interesting! How about a cage match, ring-rat?!"
"Hold it, hold it, hold it! Cut the music!"
*The music stops and he hefts his FCWA World Championship Belt onto his shoulder*
"You call that piece of tin and cardboard a championship belt? I thought you ripped that off a little kid at the toy store this afternoon!"
"Now I'm not interested in that piece of garbage you parade around and I don't think you deserve a shot at my belt! But what I do think you deserve is a good ass-kicking and I'll be glad to give it to you. But hey, let's make this interesting! How about a cage match, ring-rat?!"
Wow you must be really brave...or really stupid. But I like your idea....a cage will keep you from running away!
*The rat moves off to the corner of the ring handing his belt off to an offical and shouting something at him. Returning to his corner the rat raises his paws to the air and starts to laugh like a madman as the steel structure starts to lower over the ring..trapping both furs inside!*
A rat in a cage eh??? You really didn't think this one through did you?
*The crowd starts to go wild not sure who to root for as the two villians stare each other down. But excited to see two champions go at it!*
*The rat moves off to the corner of the ring handing his belt off to an offical and shouting something at him. Returning to his corner the rat raises his paws to the air and starts to laugh like a madman as the steel structure starts to lower over the ring..trapping both furs inside!*
A rat in a cage eh??? You really didn't think this one through did you?
*The crowd starts to go wild not sure who to root for as the two villians stare each other down. But excited to see two champions go at it!*
Ahem!
*Grins widely, that 7' musclebound woof stepping out on stage and shaking his head after a moment, the guys in the back scrambling, wondering who just walked out. It's not one of their guys, uh oh!*
So, yeah, I thought I'd take a break from the USWF for tonight and see what the... competition had to offer. You want a match with a real fighter, I've got a few things to offer. I just wonder if you could handle my rules... but of course, normal cable would get in trouble with those kinda rules, if you've seen what happens at MY wrestling shows.
*The wolf grins, padding lightly around the ring, those tight black 'n blue-striped trunks leaving little to the imagination in a lot of ways, that long red hair of his done up in a braid as well* I wonder how easy I could make a "champion" of your sort into a new jobber... *He grins wider, his intent almost too obvious*
*Grins widely, that 7' musclebound woof stepping out on stage and shaking his head after a moment, the guys in the back scrambling, wondering who just walked out. It's not one of their guys, uh oh!*
So, yeah, I thought I'd take a break from the USWF for tonight and see what the... competition had to offer. You want a match with a real fighter, I've got a few things to offer. I just wonder if you could handle my rules... but of course, normal cable would get in trouble with those kinda rules, if you've seen what happens at MY wrestling shows.
*The wolf grins, padding lightly around the ring, those tight black 'n blue-striped trunks leaving little to the imagination in a lot of ways, that long red hair of his done up in a braid as well* I wonder how easy I could make a "champion" of your sort into a new jobber... *He grins wider, his intent almost too obvious*
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