What is a mcchicken mcnuggets

AiaD: "I have it on good authority--this opossum I know--"

OatH: "Is this Sugarbox Bob?"

AiaD: "Yeah, he's my hook-up on all of Town's culinary secrets! I have it on good authority from Sugarbox Bob that a mcdonald can come in many forms. You have a fries, which are like long strings of grass. You have a mcnuggin, which is a small thing, and a mcmacintosh, which I think is some kind of apple?"

OatH: "How many of these kinds of mcdonald have you seen?"

AiaD: "Personally? None!"

OatH: "Of course."

What about a mcsalad?

AiaD: "I'm not sure what that is."

BF: "I've heard the term garden salad before."

AiaD: "Some gardens are pretty tasty!"

BF: "True that!"

OatH: "Is a garden a mcdonald?"

AiaD: "Sure!"

They serve meat though, are they carnivores?

AiaD: "I never saw any dead animals in a mcdonald!"

BF: "Confirm. Never saw a dead animal."

OatH: "They would need a lot of animals if it were made of animals. Very unlikely."

AiaD: "Yeah."

I heard they keep animals in big buildings where they only eat and sleep and get fat

AiaD: "That sounds--what was that word?"

OatH: "Specious?"

AiaD: "You can't believe every story a Town animal tells you, they don't really know things."

BF: "What about Sugarbox Bob?"

AiaD: "Correction. They have a lot of weird ideas."

OatH: "They're unreasonable creatures to an individual."

AiaD: "Not like us!"

OatH: "Not like some of us."

What do you think of moose? Meese?

AiaD: "I've seen those guys. They're huge."

BF: "They have funny faces and they smell weird."

AiaD: "I think they're basically deer."

BF: "Big Deer."

AiaD: "I wonder what a moose Hot Deer looks like."

Does it qualify as McDonalds if we say Mc in front of it

AiaD: "What makes a food a mcdonald?"

BF: "The salt! Very salty. Salty salty salty."

AiaD: "Is a salt lick a mcdonald then?"

BF: "Mcsaltlick. Mclick. Mclick!"

AiaD: "That sounds like a yes to me!"

OatH: "... yeah, she has a point."

SbG: How many units of a 'donalds' do you think are consumed a year?

AiaD: "Personally? Maybe a hundred."

BF: "Orchard All To Herself, what do you think?"

OatH: "I avoid Town whenever I can, but... from how much I hear about it? Easily a hundred."

AiaD: "A hundred mcdonald!"

BF: "Wow. That's so many."

AiaD: "It really is. A mcdonald is enjoyed by everyone. A raccoon, an opossum, a mouse, and even the terrifying human."

BF: "I saw a seagull ea--"

AiaD: "NO WAIT don't mention the Boardwalk Bunch!"

OatH: "Bottlecap you really shouldn't just mention the Boardwalk Bunch unless you want to get us into trouble."

AiaD: "I would like to state that Creature Cast is not affiliated with or expresses any official opinion on the Boardwalk Bunch."

Oath: "Smooth."

AiaD: "Thank you!"

SbG: Followup question, Do you think the Boardwalk bunch take a Boardwalk Brunch there often?

AiaD: "The Boardwalk Bunch are always eating."

OatH: "I thought we weren't mentioning the Boardwalk Bunch."

AiaD: "Yes but I arbitrarily decided just now that we won't be cowed by intimidation, even from a very large animal gang of very loud birds."

BF: "What's so bad about seagulls?"

AiaD: "Have you ever had food near a seagull?"

BF: "Um?"

AiaD: "They run a numbers racket."

OatH: "In that they use their superior numbers to make a loud racket and steal all the food from everyone else."

BF: "Oh."

SbG: Thanks to the carnovarchy nasty screaming birds like them are free to harass anyone. I for one am glad this podcast takes a hard stance against being intimidated.

OatH: "No don't trigger her geis."

AiaD: "While the boardwalk bunch aren't expressly members of the carnovarchy--"

OatH: "We're going to be here a while."

AiaD: "--they benefit from carnovarchist privilege, using their superior numbers and their quiet alliance with the humans to gain protection while feeding big however they want. Now I don't know if they're actual open predators--"

OatH: "But she's going to assume they are anyway."

AiaD: "--but their behavior leans on the predatorial customs that--"

OatH: "Bottlecap Field, what was your geis again?"

BF: "Jump in puddles. What were you?"

OatH: "Not stupid enough to announce my geasa publically."

AiaD: "--means that their grouping is not a prey grouping for safety but a predator's assembly to extract safely what--"

OatH: "I'm going to ice over her lips."

BF: "For the best."

AiaD: "and--!!"

How can we tell a McDonald apart from a star-buck?

AiaD: "The antlers."

BF: "The antlers."

OatH: "What about off-season?"

AiaD: "I mean, who cares about bucks off-season?"

BF: "Seriously."

But how is that different from a birder king?

AiaD: "I don't know a birder king."

OatH: "It sounds like the name of a strange."

BF: "Why is it birder?"

OatH: "Because it's more bird than a bird. Hence, birder."

AiaD: "Wouldn't it be birdest, then? Birdest king?"

Oath: "You'd think so, but stranges are very odd. Hence the name."

AiaD: "For animals just joining us, a strange is an animal that has Forest magic but isn't a Servant of the Forest King!"

OatH: "Which is very strange."

AiaD: "Hence the name!"

Is it true that a McDonald has a human permanently bonded to a small window?

OatH: "That sounds specious."

BF: "What's that word?"

OatH: "It means dubious."

AiaD: "No no--"

OatH: "What do you mean no? It's what the word means."

AiaD: "No, I mean I've seen the window! There is a human but they are behind the thing, inside. You go up to them and say I would like a mcdonald, and they give it to you. But they just scared me away with an airhorn."

OatH: "Then that's obviously not how you do it."

AiaD: "No, Sugarbox Bob knows a raccoon who's gotten them to give a mcdonald!"

OatH: "Sounds dubious."

BF: "What's dubious mean?"

OatH: "Specious."

What about sodas, opinion?

AiaD: "Soda. What's a soda?"

OatH: "I don't know, I'm not dumb enough to go to Town."

BF: "Sooooo-da."

I believe I've heard it from a raccoon that this soda, is some sort of brown sweet juice that magically hisses and nibbles on your tongue when you drink it, maybe its what humans drink to gain their town magic!

OatH: "Very unlikely."

AiaD: "You don't think Town magic is secretly a liquid?"

OatH: "Does the trailcam have any of that juice inside it?"

BF: "It doesn't smell like it has ANY juice in it!"

OatH: "Well there we go."

Orchard all to herself is a awesome name for a deer.

OatH: "It's a very respectable name."

AiaD: "It's about how you're greedy right?"

OatH: "It's about getting what's yours."

AiaD: "Sometimes I'll eat most of a garden."

OatH: "Mmhmm."

How do you feel about about one of the cities greatest delicacies, "Greasy pizza box" ?

AiaD: "I don't know it!"

BF: "I think a pizza is a kind of bread. I think I saw that once."

AiaD: "Oh, I've heard of that. I don't know about a box though."

BF: "I wonder what it's like?"

AiaD: "Allegedly, greasy."

AiaD whats your opinion on the grazers who coexist with the humans behind their fences like horses and cows, and do you think eating mcdonalds is what makes them so big and strong?

AiaD: "Some of those guys can't even talk. I don't think they're smart enough to get a mcdonald."

BF: "I made friends with a cow once!"

OatH: "What are they like?"

BF: "They like to stand around and eat stuff I guess. Walk around. Stare at stuff, sometimes."

AiaD: "I guess we're a lot more alike than you'd think!"

That mcdonalds stuff often comes in bags and boxes. Don't you find that inconvenient?

AiaD: "I've never been able to get my hooves on a mcdonald. That's what I find inconvenient."

BF: "The fries I found was sitting on the ground! They did have a green box and there was some in there but it was open."

AiaD: "Sugarbox Bob says they do sometimes come in wrappers you have to worry open. I really want a mcdonald now you guys!"

OatH: "Nothing's stopping you from going out and getting some."

AiaD: "Other than my long history of failures!"

OatH: "I don't see what being a failure has to do with it."

AiaD: "Was that a dis?"

BF: "That was a dis."

AiaD: "It was a serviceable dis."

BF: "You did walk into it."

AiaD: "One time I walked into a human."

BF: "How'd that go?"

AiaD: "Well it was in the Wilds so, you know, magic."

OatH: "Imagine how long you'd be dead by now, if you didn't have magic."

AiaD: "At least a day."

BF: "At least."

Wait, guys. You know bread. How do you know bread?

BF: "Bread is the stuff on lawns that birds are always eating."

AiaD: "It's not the same as seeds though. There are seeds sometimes too."

BF: "Sometimes there are seeds and bread."

OatH: "One of those humans is going to eat you someday."

AiaD: "Nah, the humans who hunt deer look totally different from the humans that live in the houses."

BF: "True!"

Well the review of the Mcdonald bag wasn't so good.

BF: "Fries were okay! I'd prefer nuts? Some deercorn?"

AiaD: "We just happen to have deercorn right here! That's corn for deer."

OatH: "Humans put this out to lure you here. That's what the trailcam is for. It's magic that lets them know when there's prey."

AiaD: "Nah, that doesn't make sense."

BF: "Seriously Orchard!"

you think the big shiny beasts the humans ride around in eat mcdonalds? they're always hanging around it, all be it most of them are sleeping like the always do when they're not running around.

AiaD: "Those aren't alive. That's a Town magic thing."

OatH: "They're creepy."

BF: "Do humans ride inside them or do they create humans?"

AiaD: "It could really go either way I think."

OatH: "Yeah."

Sometimes when I am near a bigger town I'll see a thing in the sky that has people in it, and it can fly around. and it makes a lot of noise, and sometimes it hovers in place, and you feel like its watching you!
I heard people call it a Helicopter.
What do you think? Ever seen one?

AiaD: "Sometimes I hear noises in the sky but I don't think there are humans up there."

BF: "That doesn't really make sense."

OatH: "No, I've heard about this. There are loud noises in the sky and then humans get you from the air."

AiaD: "Sounds apocryphal."

BF: "What's that mean?"

AiaD: "Like a rumor someone made up for fun."

OatH: "When I hear one of those, I am running. If you two want to die that's your own business."

AiaD: "Look, if it's scary enough I'm sure I'll run anyway."

BF: "I lived this long!"

AiaD: "Yeah we must be doing something right."

OatH: "Ugh."

Running is usually the go to deer strategy.
Sometimes the deer at my place just stare though. Which is interesting.

Then we let the dogs outside and they remember what running is very quickly. Its funny cause the dogs aren't that big but they still bolt.

AiaD: "CARNO--"

OatH: "Here she goes."

AiaD: "--VARCHIST--"

Does she get like that a lot? I mean... I don't think the dogs are being, whatever that is, just territorial. they wouldn't know what to do if they actually caught a deer, they'd probably run away.