and for posterity a sfw version

so here’s Iske. a bulleted list of what hes like:

- Finnish Immigrant to the southern United States, doesn’t really seem to understand the friendly nature of southerners as where he’s from ppl don’t talk to strangers a lot.
- His clothes are usually impulsive buys, so anything he can read and thinks is funny he’ll probably buy it.
- Served for a short time in Finnish military, has a very active impulsive wild child lifestyle so he can be covered in a myriad of scars just from doing stupid shit like jumping off rooftops. Thats what the scar on his bicep is from.
- HE LIKES METAL MUSIC and especially viking / folk metal. He likes viking shit and calls himself one, going so far as to buy expensive old swords and shields.
- He does not like the heat and will complain and get angy if it gets over 70 degrees, desensitized to bitter cold. He also fucking loves Christmas and goes ham buying ppl presents every year.
- Stoic at first, ppl think hes a real deep thinker because he doesnt say much when he first meets people when in reality hes just figuring them out.
- Constantly mispronounces things confidently. “Hambinger”. No one knows if hes doing it for fun or if thats honestly what he thinks its pronounced like.
- He has a resting bitch face and comes across as really grumpy and snarly a lot of the time but hes mostly insecure and confused and loves goofing off with a straight face.