'Sup, nerds! It's ya top dog here! So the boss was griping about how I don't have my own pic. Pssshh! He has plenty of pics of me on his cell. But this dude  Lord Erikon Erkanis decided to offer an artistic masterpiece of me. Of course I had to tell him off of some obvious mistakes he made, like one where it totally lacked my awesome. And, uh...I had to go to the dentist, a-and...

Hey, what's with that look? Scram before I fry your tail!