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In response to the beautifully done: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2287780
I'm not done with it yet, heh, but uh, I hope to soon!
There's a story to go with this but I won't get into the details about it much till it's finished except for this small bit of dialogue that's attached with the art piece itself:
(For those not in the mood to read, fine, I've got it set up with my own personal voice acting to set this up :P http://s80.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid80.photobucket.com/albums/j194/Aardcore/Jujusaywhat.flv&fs=1&os=1&ap=1 The convo can get kind of uh... loose (yeah, I apologize if it's too 'gangsta' for some people), so just a warning. But really, on the job? I imagine you gotta cut loose around your coworkers some time, more than most. God knows I do, if not JUST like this!)
"Juju, what was the craziest house call you ever got on the squeegee?"
"Window Cleaning?" Juju asked, gazing back at one of his coworkers, the lot of them gathered around having lunch as Juju took a bite of his sandwich.
"Yeh... come on, you MUST have something to talk about. Amaze us."
"Well... there was this one time..." Juju hesitated.
"Ohhh, do tell, Mr. Suspenseful." One of the coworkers added sarcastically. Juju growing annoyed as he tossed some fries at the spiteful coworker while the others laughed in the rearing sarcasm.
"'Ey, man! @#$% you Jackie-- as I was saying." Juju said with a mouthful before swallowing down.
"So I get this house call, right? I mean, cleaning windows. I figure, it has to be one last house..."
"Right, right." One of the other coworkers added.
"I show up... and I do the regular protocol BS to keep the customer happy, right? Ya know 'Hello! FISH Window Cleaning, how are you today?'"
"Go on..." Another continued Juju as he began sipping down his drink through a straw.
"Yeah, so, the thing about this was, no one answered the door when I came up... I try knocking again, and mysteriously, the door just kind of opens... I guess it was already slightly opened like it didn't close all the way tight and I kind of push the rest of the door open."
"So I'm like, 'Hello? Anyone home?' No answer... I start moving around through the house-- nice place, nothing too big or fancy, but nice, ya know, cozy, comfortable... well I hear a voice saying, 'I'm in here!' Coming from the bedroom I presumed, a woman's voice."
"Well I go to the bedroom door, again the voice speaks out, "The door's open just come in, please!' So I go to open the door-- found the owner, FIND OUT SHE'S GOD-GIVENLY NAKED--"
"WHOA! Say what?" One of the coworkers blurted, another choking on his drink from midsip.
"She was old right?! These house calls are usually old people wanting their windows done last minute!"
"No, dude! NO DUDE! SHE WAS HAWT!" Juju barked excitedly.
"What did you do?!"
"Yeah so I'm flat out SHOCKED at what just happened-- I DIDN'T KNOW what to do, man! I drop my squeegee, put my hands up cautiously and said, 'HOLY SMOKES! Ma'am I am SO sorry!" Juju continued.
Several of the coworkers exploded into laughter, spilling their drinks and dropping their food in Juju's unstable explanation.
"I say to her, 'Ma'am please don't sue! I did NOT mean to walk---' then out of nowhere, she goes, and then she asked... 'Honey, would you rub my belly? I would certainly make it worth your while...'"
Suddenly they all went quiet, Juju included and they all stared at Juju, who picked up his drink, set the straw up to his lips and began sipping down, curdling down to the remnants of ice left in his drink but he continued sipping anyhow.
"Juju, what did you do..." One of his coworker cohorts asked.
Juju continued sipping, grinned sheepishly with straw between his lips and adjusted his glasses over the bridge of his nose comfortably set to his gaze.
"Juju... WHAT. Did you DO, man?!" The coworker asking frantically as he shoved his food stuffs out of the way and grabbed Juju's arms, growing desperate to know what happened.
And still, Juju continued smiling. Sipping endlessly with the taunting gurgle of remaining liquid shooting up the straw as he left the open-ended imagination loose on his devious coworkers.
====
Yeh... I love telling stories :3 and uh, I leave the ending open ended cuz ya know. It wouldn't have been FAIR had I told the rest of the story on when the artist of the original work has no idea this is going on to give her two cents in on the piece haha!
I'm not done with it yet, heh, but uh, I hope to soon!
There's a story to go with this but I won't get into the details about it much till it's finished except for this small bit of dialogue that's attached with the art piece itself:
(For those not in the mood to read, fine, I've got it set up with my own personal voice acting to set this up :P http://s80.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid80.photobucket.com/albums/j194/Aardcore/Jujusaywhat.flv&fs=1&os=1&ap=1 The convo can get kind of uh... loose (yeah, I apologize if it's too 'gangsta' for some people), so just a warning. But really, on the job? I imagine you gotta cut loose around your coworkers some time, more than most. God knows I do, if not JUST like this!)
"Juju, what was the craziest house call you ever got on the squeegee?"
"Window Cleaning?" Juju asked, gazing back at one of his coworkers, the lot of them gathered around having lunch as Juju took a bite of his sandwich.
"Yeh... come on, you MUST have something to talk about. Amaze us."
"Well... there was this one time..." Juju hesitated.
"Ohhh, do tell, Mr. Suspenseful." One of the coworkers added sarcastically. Juju growing annoyed as he tossed some fries at the spiteful coworker while the others laughed in the rearing sarcasm.
"'Ey, man! @#$% you Jackie-- as I was saying." Juju said with a mouthful before swallowing down.
"So I get this house call, right? I mean, cleaning windows. I figure, it has to be one last house..."
"Right, right." One of the other coworkers added.
"I show up... and I do the regular protocol BS to keep the customer happy, right? Ya know 'Hello! FISH Window Cleaning, how are you today?'"
"Go on..." Another continued Juju as he began sipping down his drink through a straw.
"Yeah, so, the thing about this was, no one answered the door when I came up... I try knocking again, and mysteriously, the door just kind of opens... I guess it was already slightly opened like it didn't close all the way tight and I kind of push the rest of the door open."
"So I'm like, 'Hello? Anyone home?' No answer... I start moving around through the house-- nice place, nothing too big or fancy, but nice, ya know, cozy, comfortable... well I hear a voice saying, 'I'm in here!' Coming from the bedroom I presumed, a woman's voice."
"Well I go to the bedroom door, again the voice speaks out, "The door's open just come in, please!' So I go to open the door-- found the owner, FIND OUT SHE'S GOD-GIVENLY NAKED--"
"WHOA! Say what?" One of the coworkers blurted, another choking on his drink from midsip.
"She was old right?! These house calls are usually old people wanting their windows done last minute!"
"No, dude! NO DUDE! SHE WAS HAWT!" Juju barked excitedly.
"What did you do?!"
"Yeah so I'm flat out SHOCKED at what just happened-- I DIDN'T KNOW what to do, man! I drop my squeegee, put my hands up cautiously and said, 'HOLY SMOKES! Ma'am I am SO sorry!" Juju continued.
Several of the coworkers exploded into laughter, spilling their drinks and dropping their food in Juju's unstable explanation.
"I say to her, 'Ma'am please don't sue! I did NOT mean to walk---' then out of nowhere, she goes, and then she asked... 'Honey, would you rub my belly? I would certainly make it worth your while...'"
Suddenly they all went quiet, Juju included and they all stared at Juju, who picked up his drink, set the straw up to his lips and began sipping down, curdling down to the remnants of ice left in his drink but he continued sipping anyhow.
"Juju, what did you do..." One of his coworker cohorts asked.
Juju continued sipping, grinned sheepishly with straw between his lips and adjusted his glasses over the bridge of his nose comfortably set to his gaze.
"Juju... WHAT. Did you DO, man?!" The coworker asking frantically as he shoved his food stuffs out of the way and grabbed Juju's arms, growing desperate to know what happened.
And still, Juju continued smiling. Sipping endlessly with the taunting gurgle of remaining liquid shooting up the straw as he left the open-ended imagination loose on his devious coworkers.
====
Yeh... I love telling stories :3 and uh, I leave the ending open ended cuz ya know. It wouldn't have been FAIR had I told the rest of the story on when the artist of the original work has no idea this is going on to give her two cents in on the piece haha!
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fanart
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File Size 394.7 kB
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