((This has never happened to me. I just randomly came up with the idea. See how I comment on  Animaru 's art and you'll understand. XD))
THIS IS THE POSE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GET THAT SUPER RANDOM PORN ADD IN PUBLIC AND PEOPLE ARE DOING THINGS VERY LOUDLY
Me: *walks into Walmart*
Me: *waits in line to get medicine*
Me: *decides to take his phone out and surf the Internet*
Me: *gets an unclose-able, loud add*
Me: "HOLY SHIT!" *flops around*

Art by the amazing  Animaru
Character belongs to me.