lol thats awesome

XDDD lol

I enjoy this.

And honestly I'd have assumed it was more, though I guess butt jokes may take away from the total.

I've had that happen but it was a different body part and the gnolls i was hiding from took a good long look!

All they took was a look? Lucky you. XD

no they cut it off! and i just held my hide cause they were bad dudes that I couldn't solo.

I suddenly find myself wishing I could say that's the first time I've heard of a D&D character's body parts being stolen.

Ouch!

-B!

Greywood needs glasses or stop sniffing the strong stuff

The truth is in the boobs.

Boobs are very fun to draw indeed. :3

Fun to practice with mass, squishiness, and shape... it tests an artist's ability for sure.

You just made my day. X3 That's just hillarious! I lawled!

You're quite welcome good sir!

-B!

Did you actually count your boob jokes, or is that an approximation? ;)

It's just a shot in the dark. I've probably done more...

...but I'm not obsessed! ;)

-B!

Rofl. Comedy. And wow, that is one terrible hide check. *Sneaks by and squeezes one* Treeboob. No retaliation allowed.

Ever notice if there's a group hide check you'll have everyone int eh party roll incredibly well, then the last person gets a 3?

-B!

With my groups it usually goes something like... natural 20, 19, 17, natural 1

You can never have enough D&D Boob jokes...

Love your humor, I always get a laugh from your jokes...




But where is the Big Breasted Badger Babe were all waiting for...

I'm drawing plenty more of Rumcake!

So all is good.

-B!

Sounds good, thank you, I'm going to lay down now and take the funny colored pills...

Or a carpenter goes by and notes that the wood of the tree has some really big knots... Or some kids build a tree fort on her cleavage.... Or a woodpecker...

Or the tree has some very very ripe fruit!

-B!

Fortunetly, she was hiding behind a Grapefruit tree...

I think she's got grapefruit beat!

-B!

lol

Wow! I love the bright and perky cartoony look to this character! Bereft of a 3/4ths view, they seem to really pop out!
... I didn't mean it like that.

LOL!

Sure you didn't.

-B!

Yea... To be honest.... I see boobs on jsut about anything too... > >... but they look more like pumpkins then boobs... being on a plant and all... ;P

Waaait a minute!

Those boobs look like a tree!

Well, they probably generate wood in a sizable fraction of the population...

*chuckles* not much to say, man. Awesome stuff!

832DD... that would be a cup size indeed!

That would actually be relatively tiny.
DD indicates ~5" difference between band-measure and bust-measure, so it would mean a measure of around 837" around the bust and 832" below it. Tiny, comparatively.

... I know all that (well, I know DD to be 6", but whatever) - do you know what a joke is?

I do :) I was just being a smartass ;)

Oh she's got DD beat!

-B!

Suddenly..... THIS all makes perfect sense!

(coughcough) click the word "This". it's a link >___>

Oh thanks for the laugh! That was great!

-B!

LOL.

If she had rolled a crit, the zipper would have blow off and hit one of them in the head.

-50 to hide checks if any part of your body is wider than what you're trying to hide behind.

It doesn't help her that you can see her boobs while standing behind her.

-B!

There's a treehugger joke in there, somewhere.

Boobies are just plain fun!

Tree boobies? must be a Dryaid ;)

hehe this pic's a laugh riot.. I would have inspected that tree.

GAAHHHH their are so many cute things about this :D i love her unsure look and the one who noties her is so sweet looking :D and GOD i hate it when i make some shit rolls like that :D

LOL! "You see boobs on everything." XD

She needs to roll > 6 on a 1d12 to successfully conceal boobs +5 right?

Hmmmmmmm.

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16963/

You beat me to posting this link, It was my first thought as well...

Hm, maybe I shouldnt have made the word "This" a url in my post above XD;; it's a link to this too.

Pfft, you think that's something? Half giants only take like.. a -4 penalty on hide. WHere, I ask you, WHERE do you hide a guy who is 13 feet tall!?

And then you wind up with half-giant rogues Who can backstab you from halfway across the room. AAahahhaaa. Hey, wait, didn't you draw a ninja dinosaur or somesuch way back when? Same principles apply, right?

That's easy. just have the giant go pantsless. Not a whole lot of people want to see that and their minds will block it out!

-B!

And those who DO want to see a half-giant's full-wang will have to make a will save or be under the affects of some variety of low level charm spells!

In response to your comment, I'll say boobs are fun to stare at

Another 168 more and you can celebrate your 1000th D&D boobie joke :)

I can have that done within a year!

-B!

Well, what can you say? It's unusual for rogues to have such unusually large... Charisma stats. ;3

Actually she's a mage...

But robes just didn't seem to fit her, so I have to strip her garb down a wee bit.

-B!

Ahhh, hehe. Robes turned into a mini dress? ;3

Yep. Makes perfect sense to me.

-B!

When NPC patrols roll a natural 1 on their spot checks XD

I've been there as a PC!

-B!

Epic :D

I'm so using this in a game..........

Excellent!

Lemme know how it goes.

-B!

*Wolf ranger walks by after the other guys pass* Hmmm, I didn't know that tree had a dryad, I think I'll have some fun. *rolls Stealth to sneak up behind her*

*chuckles* My DM once let my character grab a couple of branches and hide in plain sight as a tree because I rolled high enough. Apparently, the local flora looked a lot like a leather armored Tiefling Warlord (warrior leader (4E)) with about 20 javelins on his back holding a couple branches.

There's an issue of the Tick were a row of ninjas with branches disguise themselves as a hedge!

-B!

That girl is really really cute. And I mean that for reasons other than her huge tits, honest! Love the hair

Cool! I wasn't sure about the hair at all. Thanks for letting me know it works.

-B!

I like how depressed the kobold on the right looks...

And, of course, bewbs. :3

How about a big ass joke next?

*Confetti begins drifting down from the ceiling as triumphant music begins to play*

Congratulations, Drake Fenwick! On this, your 832nd D&D Boob Joke! What are your plans now that you have achieved this momentous milestone?

I plan on working on number 833!

-B!

Awesome as always. Because nothing is more fun than coming up for reasons behind 'spot' critical failures.

omg this one is brilliant, i couldnt stop laughing. This has to be one of your best pics ever.

Thanks!

Although I can't help but wonder if I didn't give her enough boob...

-B!

Boobs are everywhere....*Starts to shake, looking around anxiously.* They're out to GET us all!!

It's all about the BOOBS!!

I rolled a natural 20 on both a move silently and a hide once, so my GM let me get away with a cartoon hide-behind-the-slimmest-tree gag. :)

Cool!

Only 832... somehow... I find that difficult to believe...

What, was I supposed to look at something else in the picture?

Nah, looking at the other parts would only be conforming to the standards that artists place upon people. Rise up and fight against those jerks1

-B!

You... actually COUNTED? 0_o Holy crap.

Not really... In fact I'm sure I've done more jokes, but that seemed like a pretty huge number.

-B!

I shall now fave this. You have been warned.

Thank you for the warning.

I will now hide in my bunker!

-B!

....OMG, I just remembered a big boobed tree. X3 T`here was a tree a wizard accidently tried to bring to life in the last unicorn while trying to free himself. HE got big boobie smishes. XD

Conker's Bad Fur Day had a big boobed Sunflower!

Not a tree, but sorta kinda close!

-B!

I remember her. Bouncing on her boobies was fuuuuun.

Dude, do you actually play D&D with characters like that? Like the ranger woman with huge knockers?? XD

You should see what I cyber-wrestle with, bub

or not XD

Actually my current D&D character is built a bit like that.

But I've played all sorts of characters.

I had a bugbear that lasted for years! Oh he was fun.

-B!

Ah Bazzel... I miss you. Such good times we had after you torched that library.

I miss the Pirate's Curse!

-B!

lol awesome!

You totally need to do some portraits of your characters! Or at least give us their names and stats. Who's this gal?

Perfect

Geniusly hilarious!

LMAO! But they jokes, they still make me laugh!

They look great in pairs,
And draw lots of stares,
Except for those uptight rubes!

Such huge awesome racks,
Which strain lots of backs,
Magnificent boobs, boobs boobs!

They're boo-oobs! Boo-oobs!
The one thing no man could hate!

They're boo-oobs! Boo-oobs!
They're better than good: they're great!

Everyone loves some boobs
I know that you will too
We all adore those boobs, boobs, boobs!

(BOOBS! From BoobCo!)

Hee hee hee!

Played SRT: OG Saga ~ Endless Frontier for the Nintendo DS? It's full of large-breasted women and a ton of jokes about them. :) It's out in English and quite an enjoyable game.

Sadly my DS has seen far better days...

Looking it up now...

Oooo! They girls do look nice!

-B!

Boobs are very fun to draw, now draw more boobs! XD

Awesome boob stealth action!

LOL! Hooray for rolling more than your score!

Something tells me she'll never have enough skill points to succeed in a hide check.

-B!

Poor girl. That's what happens when you play a female and you Max out "Charisma".

Boobs are fun to comment also

You be... a rock! And I'll be... a tree!

Hee hee!

What are those little guys?

No idea, but someone else called them Kobalds, and really that works for me.

-B!

Make sense I guess. I would have named the Eefs or Domdum's or some other silly name. They just look like a race that would cobble your shoes after they kill and eat you.

Killing and crafting eh? It's good to diversify!

-B!

Fun to draw, fun to play with...they're perfect. I just wish I could draw them WELL and in the right place. They're usually either too high or too low. I've got problems with proportions and correct body size-related things.

Just keep practicing! Looking at porn also helps with figuring out shape and placement.

-B!

The quality is one of the only reasons I look at porn. Not real stuff, all hentai and yiffy.

O.o i think my DM D20 just crit itself from laughter.

and it is quite a good boob joke X3

Go for it!

-B!

I don't know, it's pretty awesome!

The color really makes it pop.

-B!

With a high enough bluff and hide check, as well as a great deal of Charisma, a female character can hide in plain sight behind her breasts.

In addition to the continuing debate over the effectiveness of female nipple plates as "armor" we now have to debate the disadvantages of protruding titties in rogue situations...

Thank you for that.

There's disadvantages to it?

-B!

Nope... I think the distraction ratings are high!

This one never gets old too me! hahaha

I'd be highly distracted had I see her...

Yes, I agree, boobs are WONDERFUL to draw!

Especially when you draw them!

Thank you good sir!

-B!

And I just noticed...

... her eyebrows are as thick as
Brooke Shields' was back in filming
of the Blue Lagoon!

They are mighty!

Yes, they are!!!

WHAT do you use to draw this?

Pencils and ball-point pens.

-B!

Drake, you're a credit to your race. The half elves. Dunno what the other half is, but I've narrowed it down to vampire weresatyr or gelatinous cube golem.

I'm half insane, and the other half isn't doing so well either!

-B!

yet another fine piece of visual art comedy!

It actually brings to mind of my old sessions . . . practically the last before most of the members separated due to life changes.

I was playing a Drow Male leading a troop of outsiders into the depths when our path became blocked by a roaming Beholder! Knowing my character's stats and all left him no chance of dealing with the beast, I opted to hide . . . and I roled a '20'! I critical success! To quote my DM, I was hidden so well that that multi-eyed freak could look straight at me and not see a trace of me! So I kept hidden while the others got wiped out . . . and waited for a "devine favor" to wisk me out of there.

This pic just reminded me of that game-session.

Damn, escaping a creature that's all eye... that was a damn lucky role!

-B!

Tell me about it! Seeing as a beholder is practically a floating arsenal of magical beams that it can shoot from its many little stalk-eyes plus the anti-magic field that radiates from its one big main eye; trying to beat one is nie epic level difficult.

That's why I stuck to my Drow Character's self survival nature to stay put until I could be pulled out by an outside force.

My girl's got a 26cha wielding Houri gal, and did exactly that. And you know what? I did exactly that in return. Ain't I a great DM?

Heh, Heh, heh; Hilarious, but effective. -Smiles-

Thanks again 4 sharing yet another great D&D Drawing, B!

May there be Many More from U, my friend; Peace!

-I was hoping she'd roll Less than that just to see the CRAZ-ZY outcome- -XD-