shitty little thing i wrote out of absolutely nowhere just because i was in the mood to write it. it's almost 4 AM why the fuck am i awake my eyelids are literally drooping

in case you need a summary, this is just a short story about a few weird little anthropomorphic animals and a man in a waiting room. there's no interesting plot and nothing is ever put into context or explained. it's mostly just everyone's thoughts because fsr that's the most fun to write to me

there's a bit of content that's not exactly g-rated but i don't think it's enough to warrant a mature tag. idk lemme know if i should change it

i'm no good at writing but have it anyway ya bunch of loons