RIGHT so you really really need to be careful when filling in job applications. See when they say that a great appetite for success is required, there's every chance that it may involve having a heavy duty pressure hose thrust between your chops moments after the interview and being rigged up as a backup storage silo in an industrial bakery.

Alas, the art of reading the small print is somewhat lost these days, and so it seems that  Maylow will be gradually growing, straining, stretching, and most certainly softening until the very walls around them begin to squeeze on every inch of their plush fuzz.

Shame |3
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Anyway like I said in a journal a couple of days ago, with the replacement tablet needing a lil funding, I opened up a couple of commission slots on twitter, and Maylow grabbed one, and was a fantastic chap to boot so I was more than happy to leave him jiggling and jostling.. I'll get to the gentle massages later :>

Maylow belongs to  Maylow
Industrial equipment pumping multiple tonnes of experimental bacon infused dough into Maylow belongs to an anonymous investor with dangles.