another self-insert woo

his name is allspice micksenmatch, the everyday disposable sidekick with a crush on his boss. ally is really intelligent & capable , but has no self-esteem of his own to put effort into showing it, & acts stupid so he can fit the mold of Stereotypical Sidekick & always need his boss to tell him exactly what to do down to the letter- then after that ally does it perfectly. he thrives on instruction & being ordered around because he cant do anything out of his own will

hes actually a big mess & has no idea about anything. he always wanted to do Something Big like become a chemist or a business manager, but eventually gave up on success of his own because he doesnt see the point in busting his butt just to make things good for himself. he would rather be a small part working in the background for somebody else to help them be successful