"oh, yes, a predator moves in next door, and suddenly everyones dogs and children have gone missing, so it must be my fault. That stinks, i didn't eat your damn dog, or your horrible kid, who coincidently is always kicking my fence. And may i add your dog is always chasing my cat. But, no, i didn't eat them, try the library, he might have suddenly decided he wanted an education, unlikely, but it's worth a shot. Damn neighbours, stupid kids and bad dogs. Now my dinner's burnt, for christs sake, now i'll never get that collar out the meat..."