I will fight you over pulpy OJ

look if i wanted bits of orange i'd eat an orange

Pulp is god's love in pulp form.

no!!! its like someone elses backwash in ur drink!!!

omg hahah thats the same argument i use!

what a cutie. Now for all your fans: What is your stance on pineapple pizza?

whats the point of pizza WITHOUT pineapple honestly

hell yea

when i was a kid one of the shows that was on TV a lot was Round The Twist, which if yr not familiar is an Australian series based on some of Morris Gleitzman's weird short stories, and is about a family who live in a lighthouse and have a bunch of weird shit happen to them

in my least favourite episode the kids contend with some cabbage patch babies, who were green and produced green everything including green poop, which had the exact same appearance and consistency as avocado and probably was avocado? anyway that's why i've never been able to eat avocado

Oh hey ficus. I work at a pizza joint, pineapple pizza is best pizza. Add bacon and ham for best pizza ever.

dat maggot!! adorable lil terror

she is nibbling my knuckles as we speak