It's less than a week until the new Star Trek movie and I'm really looking forward to it. Inspired by the imminent release going back to an idea I never really sketched in the first place, I went on a Trek sketching tear featuring the major uniforms from the entertainment franchise.
Ah, now this uniform was a lot more like it. I can still remember seeing Star Trek II on opening night. Other than hearing about how it was a sequel to the TV episode 'Space Seed', I hadn't heard much else about the movie so Spock's death at the end of the film came literally as a shock to me. For days after, I read stories of how Leonard Nimoy wanted to distance himself from the character so it looked like Spock would stay dead. I suppose I should have seen Star Trek III coming but I was young then. At any rate, Spock's managed to outlive several of the other characters and Nimoy some of his fellow cast members and none of that has anything to do with how cool these uniforms looked.
Ah, now this uniform was a lot more like it. I can still remember seeing Star Trek II on opening night. Other than hearing about how it was a sequel to the TV episode 'Space Seed', I hadn't heard much else about the movie so Spock's death at the end of the film came literally as a shock to me. For days after, I read stories of how Leonard Nimoy wanted to distance himself from the character so it looked like Spock would stay dead. I suppose I should have seen Star Trek III coming but I was young then. At any rate, Spock's managed to outlive several of the other characters and Nimoy some of his fellow cast members and none of that has anything to do with how cool these uniforms looked.
Category Artwork (Traditional) / Fanart
Species Dragon (Other)
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File Size 64.5 kB
Your wish is my command...
My dear Captain Kirk -- now Admiral, is it?
You'll soon be receiving an unwelcome visit.
At the death of my wife, I became your worst nemesis,
But the tables have turned, for I now control Genesis.
I've done worse than kill you, I've hurt you, and wish
To hurt you some more, with revenge's cold dish.
From hell's heart I stab thee; for hate's sake I spit.
Shout "KHAN!" all you want, but I've got you! Oh, shit...
(...as the Reliant explodes...)
My dear Captain Kirk -- now Admiral, is it?
You'll soon be receiving an unwelcome visit.
At the death of my wife, I became your worst nemesis,
But the tables have turned, for I now control Genesis.
I've done worse than kill you, I've hurt you, and wish
To hurt you some more, with revenge's cold dish.
From hell's heart I stab thee; for hate's sake I spit.
Shout "KHAN!" all you want, but I've got you! Oh, shit...
(...as the Reliant explodes...)
(sings)
(Tune: "Yellow Rose of Texas")
Well, that glob of nose latex-is
The only way, you see
To keep down on the budget
On Ess Tee: Tee Enn Gee
We blew a million dollars
On starship flats and sets
So a small glob of latex-is
As good as the ail-yuns gets.
CHORUS:
She's the sweetest little alien
That Starfleet ever knew
Her ears have rubber tips on
Held on with Elmer's Glue
We're tops at doing phaser shots
And spaceship warp effects
But the al-yuns' look latex-is
With some wattles on their necks.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
So a wad of brown latex-is
On the brow of Mr. Worf
Anything more complicated
Make-up folks call it too torf
With a nose brow for Bajorans
Bulgy head for Fer-en-gi
A little wad of latex-is
The only thing we'll see...
CHORUS (2X OPTIONAL)
(Tune: "Yellow Rose of Texas")
Well, that glob of nose latex-is
The only way, you see
To keep down on the budget
On Ess Tee: Tee Enn Gee
We blew a million dollars
On starship flats and sets
So a small glob of latex-is
As good as the ail-yuns gets.
CHORUS:
She's the sweetest little alien
That Starfleet ever knew
Her ears have rubber tips on
Held on with Elmer's Glue
We're tops at doing phaser shots
And spaceship warp effects
But the al-yuns' look latex-is
With some wattles on their necks.
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
So a wad of brown latex-is
On the brow of Mr. Worf
Anything more complicated
Make-up folks call it too torf
With a nose brow for Bajorans
Bulgy head for Fer-en-gi
A little wad of latex-is
The only thing we'll see...
CHORUS (2X OPTIONAL)
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