Buddy, listen, this costume doesn't cost money, it makes money! You'll have it paid off in no time, I guarantee. Not even once have we had someone come back to return one of our costumes, and I ain't heard a single complaint outa any customers neither. Makes me wonder sometimes if they ever take it off, if you know what I mean. So, do we got ourselves a deal? You could be walking out this door in just a few minutes as a whole new you.

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