Finn here's a character I've been thinking about after looking through some stuff by the amazing
siafa. Now here in the smelly, gassy, rude flesh for your (dis)pleasure.
Full Bio: [TBA]
And now for trivia:
-Jed's pretty big, piratically dinosarian to some. Even without the hat, most people's heads only go up to just below his chest.
-Jed lives on the edge of a bog in what used to be a plantation house in northern Florida, picked for it's prestigious location yet close proximity to the rancid water.
-Jed has two driving obsessions, one of them is scent. He's amazingly slobby just for the feel and smell of it, often going for long swims in the bog, going for months without showering, and even sleeping in the rancid water.
-Jed has had stomach issues since he was a hatching. He'd fully embraced this and is always eating something to give him heavy gas. He doesn't even flinch anymore when he's pushing out a big, wet belch or fart. He really enjoys the smell of them and will go out of his way to get others to smell them too.
-Jed's second major obsession is his throat. He loves the feeling of swallowing things whole, to the point where unless he's trying to eat messily, he simply swallows it. He's particularly fond of throat play.
-Jed's belly is mostly stomach, and he tends to abuse it in all kinds of ways. He tends to use it as a mixing chamber for all kinds of foul smelling brews, which become apparent when he breathes on you.
-Jed runs a high end, billion dollar perfume line. He tends to abuse shareholders by being in the same room as them and being as gassy and rude as possible.
-In addition to his high end line, he also has a line of secret perfumes with some of the worse smells one can't even imagine, all of which he made and tested himself.
-Jed has an incredibly thick southern accent. Some say he actually has to try to get it sounding like that. Don't confuse it for stupidity though, he's surprisingly charismatic, especially if he knows he can play you.
-Jed loves wearing white, for the sole purpose of showing off how slobby he gets. Never bothers with pants though.
-Some have heard Jed hinting at a slob-based amusement park that he runs. Whether or not this is real or some mad ravings due to huffing his own gas is unknown to the public.
-It's rumored that he has his grubby fingers in a lot of different industries, food, biomedical, water and drink... all for the ultimate purpose of making the world as gassy and smelly as him. Of course, while the guy who said this claimed to be a staff member of Mr. Finn, he vanished from the public eye shortly afterwards. Jed says he quit.
Here's an extremely rare moment when he gets that suit steam cleaned and his belly washed. Pics like these are quite valuable to the right paparazzi.
Edit 2/3/2017: Resized full pic to smaller resolution, swapped with dirty version in scraps
Dirty version: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22435502/
Artist post: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22502699/
Gator maker is
creamsiclecat
Creature from the green lagoon is
hippocake
siafa. Now here in the smelly, gassy, rude flesh for your (dis)pleasure.Full Bio: [TBA]
And now for trivia:
-Jed's pretty big, piratically dinosarian to some. Even without the hat, most people's heads only go up to just below his chest.
-Jed lives on the edge of a bog in what used to be a plantation house in northern Florida, picked for it's prestigious location yet close proximity to the rancid water.
-Jed has two driving obsessions, one of them is scent. He's amazingly slobby just for the feel and smell of it, often going for long swims in the bog, going for months without showering, and even sleeping in the rancid water.
-Jed has had stomach issues since he was a hatching. He'd fully embraced this and is always eating something to give him heavy gas. He doesn't even flinch anymore when he's pushing out a big, wet belch or fart. He really enjoys the smell of them and will go out of his way to get others to smell them too.
-Jed's second major obsession is his throat. He loves the feeling of swallowing things whole, to the point where unless he's trying to eat messily, he simply swallows it. He's particularly fond of throat play.
-Jed's belly is mostly stomach, and he tends to abuse it in all kinds of ways. He tends to use it as a mixing chamber for all kinds of foul smelling brews, which become apparent when he breathes on you.
-Jed runs a high end, billion dollar perfume line. He tends to abuse shareholders by being in the same room as them and being as gassy and rude as possible.
-In addition to his high end line, he also has a line of secret perfumes with some of the worse smells one can't even imagine, all of which he made and tested himself.
-Jed has an incredibly thick southern accent. Some say he actually has to try to get it sounding like that. Don't confuse it for stupidity though, he's surprisingly charismatic, especially if he knows he can play you.
-Jed loves wearing white, for the sole purpose of showing off how slobby he gets. Never bothers with pants though.
-Some have heard Jed hinting at a slob-based amusement park that he runs. Whether or not this is real or some mad ravings due to huffing his own gas is unknown to the public.
-It's rumored that he has his grubby fingers in a lot of different industries, food, biomedical, water and drink... all for the ultimate purpose of making the world as gassy and smelly as him. Of course, while the guy who said this claimed to be a staff member of Mr. Finn, he vanished from the public eye shortly afterwards. Jed says he quit.
Here's an extremely rare moment when he gets that suit steam cleaned and his belly washed. Pics like these are quite valuable to the right paparazzi.
Edit 2/3/2017: Resized full pic to smaller resolution, swapped with dirty version in scraps
Dirty version: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22435502/
Artist post: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22502699/
Gator maker is
creamsiclecatCreature from the green lagoon is
hippocake
Category Artwork (Digital) / Fat Furs
Species Alligator / Crocodile
Size 927 x 1280px
File Size 129.7 kB
Listed in Folders
Ya know, there would be benefits for wearing pants, underwear, socks, and shoes for Jedidiah.
If he wore pants, he could not only show more of how slobby he gets, but when he farts he could literally watch his pants flutter like a flag!
If he wore underwear, his flatulence could imprint onto them, so he could saver them even more when he takes them off and smell them!
If he wore socks and shoes, he could trap the sweat and stink for hours a day, to further their ranch!
I'm just saying that's an opportunity he should take!
If he wore pants, he could not only show more of how slobby he gets, but when he farts he could literally watch his pants flutter like a flag!
If he wore underwear, his flatulence could imprint onto them, so he could saver them even more when he takes them off and smell them!
If he wore socks and shoes, he could trap the sweat and stink for hours a day, to further their ranch!
I'm just saying that's an opportunity he should take!
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