Ganondorf: Come on, can I have some of your potato chips?

Vladimir: Not a chance! Besides, you don’t need anymore food!

Ganondorf: But Aliya took all my ruppes, and we fatties gotta stick together!

Vladimir: No we do not! And don’t you dare lump me into the same category as you!

Ganondorf: Is that any way to treat a fellow fatty after I gave you a matching sweatsuit? Which you just so happen to be wearing?

Vladimir: I’m only wearing it because my clothes are at the cleaners!

Ganondorf: Admit it! You’re a proud fatty, just like me! Now out with the potato chips!

Vladimir: *summons a ball of light magic in his opposite hand* Touch my snacks and you will have more then just the hero to worry about…