Since I've been playing a lot of Mega Man lately, I thought it would be interesting to come up with my own robot masters...

...and make them really, really stupid~
Do not steal, Capcom! Who am I kidding, like you'll ever make a new one.

- Lavalamp Man: You can stare at him for hours, but that's about it. He makes for some nice ambiance in your room.
- Disco Man: He's got that Saturday Night Fever. The Discoball afro may be able to spin, or not. I don't know! What am I, a friggin' engineer?
- Pillows For Hands Man: The Robot Master of pillow fights! He might also be able to smother you, so watch out. Inspired by my good friend SavageHyena
- Dead Man: If a Robot Master was designed to be dead, would he have been truely alive to begin with? How can something that was never alive die? Besides, he's a robot, they technically aren't alive, so that means he was just never activated? I'm putting way too much thought into this, aren't I?

I wanna make more of these!

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