#100 Voltorb
If I don't get my way, I use self destruct.

Predictable one, voltorbs are a-holes and would totally use self destruct just to be annoying.



#198 Murkrow
I don't bring ill fortune. But I do horde shiny things.

Their pokedex said how they were constantly hated and such because they were believed to bring misfortune. Or that they stole shiny things. Admittedly in some of them they did lead travelers into lost areas in the woods at night but I like to think they're not that bad.



#527 Woobat
My trainer had me use my nose to make cute cookies. I sneezed.

Whenever I see his nose I think I would love to have a cookie shaped like that and remembering my sailor moon using the bottom of a cup. So clean up their nose and then have them push it up against the dough. Until they sneeze.



636. Larvesta
I ruined a candlelight dinner by almost evolving and becoming engulfed in flames.

They can light the 5 horns on fire at will. So I imagine he would be used instead of candles. When they evolve they are completely engulfed in flames, sooo ruined candlelight dinner.
+ and yes I messed him up by not coloring in his black parts but meh.