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Lampshade Weasel: Multipurpose
by drakefenwick
Anthro Artist
17 years ago
Two out of three ain't bad.
Seriously though, for once I didn't mean this to come off as blasphemous as it might. I certainly don't mean any offense. Except for vampires. You bitches are the sux! But I do think if I were in Jesus's sandals and I saw a cross I'd have a nervous tick.
Especially if I was in a Catholic Church where they've got the life size crucifix!
"Well... it's... it's a nice carving and everything guys... and man... I'm ripped. I wish I was in that good of shape... but still..."
Seriously though, for once I didn't mean this to come off as blasphemous as it might. I certainly don't mean any offense. Except for vampires. You bitches are the sux! But I do think if I were in Jesus's sandals and I saw a cross I'd have a nervous tick.
Especially if I was in a Catholic Church where they've got the life size crucifix!
"Well... it's... it's a nice carving and everything guys... and man... I'm ripped. I wish I was in that good of shape... but still..."
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The Passion of the Christ 2, as directed by George Romero... Easter... of the Dead...
...Now He's Back For Your BRAINS!
ZOMBIE JESUS!
Personally, this image reminds me of Dogma, with "Catholicism WOW!" retiring the image of the cross and replacing it with "Buddy Jesus". ^_^
Funny pic! <3 Love Jesus haha
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FA is slipping! ;)
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It is really funny, anyway. ^_^;
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A quicker death that just barking in the sun.
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Pele? She is a hot chick with fire effects... still happy.
Jesus? He has nails through his wrist, thorns on his head, and his ankles? lets just say.. he is never tap dancing o ice skating any time soon.
Why did they decide to take a really positive guy... and use his worst moment?
Well you could bring that up with the Pope after you've knelt down and kissed his ring.
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It really makes sense.
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Those are three things you don't draw together enough, yanno? A'course, I don't think anyone CAN draw enough big-titted tigresses making a taco run.
We do have the technology to make this happen.
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TvTropes!?
Catholics!?
Metal Gear!?
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trouble with what now?
Still, one thing muppets can't stand, MOTHS!
UNLEASH THE CLOTH EATERS!
*realizes most muppets are prolly maid of synthetics now*
.... RELEASE THE SOLVENTS!
With a statue like that you'd think they hated him.
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Though, Now I want to see if I can get a Silent Hill game going where instead of raising some unholy horror from the depths of insanity... Pull one over on Christianity.
Between you and me, if Jesus did come back to earth I think the Cross would be the last thing he would want to see. Probably why he's taking his time.
"They chose the cross as the symbol of my faith? I hated the cross! It really sucked!"
Later in the film he runs screaming from a room when he sees a box of nails.
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GET IN THE POPE-MOBILE!
... also, yah. Totally want to start a religion where my followers carry around a miniature version of my death device. Could you imagine if Nirvana fans started carrying around little shotguns?
You'd think it would be hard to position a shotgun at one's own face and pull the trigger.
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And actually, it is pretty possible. Police actually go through training putting a verity of guns into their mouth and pulling the trigger, mostly so they can figure out hand positioning that one has to be in when doing something like that.
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"And then Fur Affinity was a zombie." was the intended reply. Yeah, I spent all night reading TVtropes.org again..
I thought it was imported from South America, so he was a thousand and some years too early to have any.
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Definitely something for the Lampshade Weasel to look into.
muppets truly Satans little helpersany suggestions as how to keep rabid muppets away?
also i cannot help but note, as others have, the distinct lack of boobs in this submission >:(
WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY MIIIINNND?!?!?!?!?
other than that, much excellence here, please, carry on ^^
Big ones even! So all will be good.
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Your a genius!
*straps up and down with crosses and searches for Jebus incarnate*
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Long as I have my Zombie Jesus
Strapped-to the fender of my car...
Wait...no.
But hilarious.
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And crosses do well against muppets, - you just need to carve the ends a bit pointy. Throwing crosses are best.
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also, why do i get the feeling one of your next drawings is gonna be a tigress with huge tits eating tacos?
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still, we must now contemplate what does work against muppets... other than fire.
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