For those of you who have NOT yet played Animal Crossing: Wild World for the Nintendo DS, here's the thing.

Under the museum, there is a coffee house run by a pigeon named Brewster. Hes kinda reclusive and doesnt talk much. If you get coffee every day and keep talking to him, eventually he opens up and is actually a really friendly guy. One day, I guess I reached a good level with him, cuz he decided to try a different blend of coffee than usual and asked if I wanted some pigeon milk in my coffee.
I blindly agreed.
Then stopped to think,

As far as I know...you can't milk a pigeon...

so...

what...is...

um...

uh.......

this IS a kid's game.....

....right.....?